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Parents Worried Non-Violent Video Games Turning Kids Into Sissies

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-worried-non-violent-video-games-turning-kids-into-sissies/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Mayor Hoping His ICE-Free Zones Work Better Than His Gun-Free Zones

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-hoping-their-ice-free-zones-work-better-than-their-gun-free-zones/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Organist Close To Figuring Out What All These Pedals And Buttons Are For

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-organist-close-to-figuring-out-what-all-these-pedals-and-buttons-are-for/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Terrifying Changes Bari Weiss Is Making At CBS News

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-terrifying-changes-bari-weiss-is-making-at-cbs-news/?utm_source=fediverse

Bill Burr Lands Stand-Up Comedy Gig On Jabba's Sail Barge

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-burr-accepts-stand-up-gig-to-perform-on-jabbas-floating-palace/?utm_source=fediverse

As Shutdown Continues, Feral Government Workers Begin Roaming Streets In Packs

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-shutdown-continues-feral-government-workers-begin-roaming-streets-in-packs/?utm_source=fediverse

Federal Judge Orders National Guard To Shoot Pepper Spray In Own Eyes

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-orders-national-guard-to-shoot-pepper-spray-in-own-eyes/?utm_source=fediverse

Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets

https://babylonbee.com/news/mark-sanchez-sentenced-to-five-more-seasons-with-the-new-york-jets/?utm_source=fediverse

Jay Jones Unwinds After Stressful Day By Repeatedly Stabbing His Republican Voodoo Doll

https://babylonbee.com/news/jay-jones-relaxes-after-stressful-day-by-repeatedly-stabbing-his-republican-voodoo-doll/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Signs Executive Order Mandating The Only Artist Who Can Perform The Super Bowl Halftime Show Is Creed

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-signs-executive-order-mandating-the-only-artist-who-can-perform-the-super-bowl-halftime-show-is-creed/?utm_source=fediverse

UK Police Still Searching For Motive Of Terrorist Named 'Jihad Jewkiller'

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-police-still-searching-for-motive-of-terrorist-named-jihad-jewkiller/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Admin Announces Free Sombrero Giveaway For First 10,000 Illegals To Self-Deport

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-admin-announces-free-sombrero-giveaway-for-first-10000-illegals-to-self-deport/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swift-assures-travis-kelce-that-new-song-dumb-hairy-football-jock-isnt-about-him/?utm_source=fediverse

ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports, Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA

https://babylonbee.com/news/espn-to-no-longer-cover-sports-will-focus-exclusively-on-wnba/?utm_source=fediverse