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Troubling New Survey Shows 90 Percent Of Graduating High School Seniors Don't Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow

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Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-number-of-the-beast-is-actually-67/?utm_source=fediverse

Flintstones Vitamins With Ozempic Now Available For Fat Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/flintstones-vitamins-with-ozempic-now-available-for-fat-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Teenager Struggling To Stay Awake After Only Getting 14 Hours Of Sleep

https://babylonbee.com/news/teenager-struggling-to-stay-awake-after-only-getting-14-hours-of-sleep/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-agree-maga-now-divided-into-77302580-distinct-factions/?utm_source=fediverse

New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-dad-gpt-just-responds-to-all-queries-with-ok/?utm_source=fediverse

After Latest Head Injury, Fetterman Announces He's Joining Whig Party

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-latest-head-injury-fetterman-announces-hes-joining-whig-party/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Moses

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-trump-is-exactly-like-moses/?utm_source=fediverse

Bible Scholars: Paul’s Third Letter To Corinthians Was Rejected For Clearly Being AI-Generated

https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-scholars-pauls-third-letter-to-corinthians-was-rejected-for-clearly-being-ai-generated/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-convert-to-christianity-after-theologians-confirm-there-is-no-microsoft-teams-in-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse

In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked By Pedophile

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-devastating-blow-newly-released-emails-reveal-pedophile-didnt-like-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Five Guys Now Offering 50-Year Burger Financing

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Dodge Introduces New Truck Headlights That Blast Gamma Ray Bursts Into Your Eyeballs

https://babylonbee.com/news/dodge-introduces-new-truck-headlights-that-blast-gamma-ray-bursts-into-your-eyeballs/?utm_source=fediverse

Bose Introduces New Mariah Carey-Canceling Headphones For Christmas

https://babylonbee.com/news/bose-introduces-new-mariah-carey-canceling-headphones-for-christmas/?utm_source=fediverse

Shoe Manufacturers Rush To Design New Nickel Loafers

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Poem On Statue Of Liberty Updated To Read 'No Fatties'

https://babylonbee.com/news/poem-on-statue-of-liberty-updated-to-read-no-fatties/?utm_source=fediverse

Children's Church Sermon Jam-Packed With Heresies

https://babylonbee.com/news/childrens-church-sermon-jam-packed-with-heresies/?utm_source=fediverse

Megyn Kelly Gets Rid Of Old Pager Just To Be Safe

https://babylonbee.com/news/megyn-kelly-gets-rid-of-old-pager-just-to-be-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Other Commandments That Didn't Make The Cut

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Liberal’s Emotional Support Dog Gets Emotional Support Dog

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-emotional-support-dog-gets-emotional-support-dog/?utm_source=fediverse