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Trump Orders Drone Strike On Venezuelan Olympic Cross-Country Skier

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-orders-drone-strike-on-venezuelan-olympic-cross-country-skier/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Confirms Mars Voyage Delayed Again After 'Diablo II' Update

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-confirms-mars-voyage-delayed-again-after-diablo-ii-update/?utm_source=fediverse

Bible Authors Admit They Were Paid $7K For Every Reference To Israel

https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-authors-admit-they-were-paid-7k-for-every-reference-to-israel/?utm_source=fediverse

Kid Rock's 'Bawitdaba' Added To Hymnals

https://babylonbee.com/news/kid-rocks-bawitdaba-added-to-hymnals/?utm_source=fediverse

Fraud Suspicions Arise As Somali Team Wins 734th Gold Medal At Winter Olympics

https://babylonbee.com/news/fraud-suspicions-arise-as-somali-team-wins-734th-gold-medal-at-winter-olympics/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Counter With STEAL Act To Ban Voter ID

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-counter-with-steal-act-to-ban-voter-id/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Simple Fixes To Make The Winter Olympics More Interesting

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-simple-fixes-to-make-the-winter-olympics-more-interesting/?utm_source=fediverse

Winter Olympics Introduces Exciting New Event 'Septuple Luge'

https://babylonbee.com/news/winter-olympics-introduces-exciting-new-event-septuple-luge/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian Reporterperson Announces Policepersons Have Identified Gunperson

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-reporterperson-announces-policepersons-have-identified-gunperson/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Baffled As To Anything Mass Shooters Might Possibly Have In Common

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-stumped-as-to-any-commonality-there-could-be-in-mass-shooters/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Leaving Church After Finding Out Pastor Pronounces 'Wash' Like 'Worsh'

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-leaving-church-after-finding-out-pastor-pronounces-wash-like-worsh/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Interrupts Own Story With Another Story

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TPUSA Announces 'All-American Olympics' Featuring Kid Rock Competing In Every Sport

https://babylonbee.com/news/tpusa-announces-all-american-olympics-featuring-kid-rock-competing-in-every-sport/?utm_source=fediverse

Peter Trying To Explain To John The Baptist He Doesn’t Have To Eat Bugs Anymore

https://babylonbee.com/news/peter-trying-to-explain-to-john-the-baptist-he-doesnt-have-to-eat-bugs-anymore/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Leading Candidates For Next Year's Super Bowl Halftime Show

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-leading-candidates-for-next-years-super-bowl-halftime-show/?utm_source=fediverse

Next Halftime Show To Be Performed Entirely In Sindarin Elvish

https://babylonbee.com/news/next-halftime-show-to-be-performed-entirely-in-sindarin-elvish/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Refuses To Return Stolen Land She Took From Husband’s Side Of Bed

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-refuses-to-return-stolen-land-she-took-from-husbands-side-of-bed/?utm_source=fediverse

Lindsey Vonn Announces She Has Joined The U.S. Paralympics Team

https://babylonbee.com/news/lindsey-vonn-announces-she-has-joined-the-us-paralympics-team/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S. Ski Team Awarded Gold Medal For Synchronized Screaming About Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-ski-team-awarded-gold-medal-for-synchronized-screaming-about-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Alarming Study Shows Average Somali High School Senior In Minnesota Committing Fraud At Just A 5th Grade Level

https://babylonbee.com/news/alarming-study-shows-average-somali-high-school-senior-in-minnesota-committing-fraud-at-just-a-5th-grade-level/?utm_source=fediverse