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Compassionate Federal Judge Rules Assassin Should Get One More Shot To Kill Trump

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Democrats Clarify Everyone Is A Nazi Except The Guy With Nazi Tattoo

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10 New Additions To Trump's Presidential Fitness Test

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Adam And Eve Compile Comprehensive List Of Potential Suspects In Abel's Murder

https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-and-eve-compile-comprehensive-list-of-potential-suspects-in-abels-murder/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Excited To Learn What Grade They Got On Their Kid’s Science Project

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-excited-to-learn-what-grade-they-got-on-their-kids-science-project/?utm_source=fediverse

Hobo With Garbage Can Stuck On His Head Mistaken For Met Gala Attendee

https://babylonbee.com/news/hobo-with-garbage-can-stuck-on-his-head-mistaken-for-met-gala-attendee/?utm_source=fediverse

Sorry Excuse For Bluesky User Hasn't Even Tried To Assassinate Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/sorry-excuse-for-bluesky-user-hasnt-even-tried-to-assassinate-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Coder Displaced By A.I. Told He Should Just 'Learn To Mine Coal'

https://babylonbee.com/news/coder-displaced-by-ai-told-he-should-just-learn-to-mine-coal/?utm_source=fediverse

Jumping The Shark: 'The Chosen' Criticized For Planning To Kill Off Main Character Only To Resurrect Him Next Episode

https://babylonbee.com/news/jumping-the-shark-the-chosen-criticized-for-planning-to-kill-off-main-character-only-to-resurrect-him-next-episode/?utm_source=fediverse

Hospital Bill Just Picture Of Sad-Looking Mr. Monopoly With His Pockets Turned Inside Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/hospital-bill-just-picture-of-sad-looking-mr-monopoly-with-his-pockets-turned-inside-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Tucker Carlson Denies Ever Hearing Of This Tucker Carlson Fellow

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-denies-ever-hearing-of-this-tucker-carlson-fellow/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Accidentally Opens Wormhole Helping Kid With Fractions

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Elizabeth Warren Proudly Displays Scalp Of Spirit Airlines

https://babylonbee.com/news/elizabeth-warren-proudly-displays-scalp-of-spirit-airlines/?utm_source=fediverse

Relationship Experts Say Engagement Ring Should Cost At Least Two Tanks Of Gas

https://babylonbee.com/news/relationship-experts-say-engagement-ring-should-cost-at-least-two-tanks-of-gas/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Says California Population Is Actually Growing If You Don't Count All The People Who Are Leaving

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-says-california-population-is-actually-growing-if-you-dont-count-all-the-people-who-are-leaving/?utm_source=fediverse

Emotional Passengers Board Final Spirit Airlines Flight For One Last All-Out Brawl

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Homeless Declare Victory In Gavin Newsom’s Fight Against Homelessness

https://babylonbee.com/news/homeless-declare-victory-in-gavin-newsoms-fight-against-homelessness/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Scraps Plans For Presidential Library In Favor Of Constructing A Presidential Truckasaurus

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-scraps-plans-for-presidential-library-in-favor-of-constructing-a-presidential-truckasaurus/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Issues Serious Threat That They Have A Massive Reserve Of More Serious Threats

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-issues-serious-threat-that-they-have-a-massive-reserve-of-more-serious-threats/?utm_source=fediverse

Flight Canceled Because Of Spirit Airlines Shuttering? Here Are 8 Better Travel Alternatives

https://babylonbee.com/news/flight-canceled-because-of-spirit-airlines-shuttering-here-are-8-better-travel-alternatives/?utm_source=fediverse