The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

London Mayor Confused By Protesters Not Chanting ‘Death To Jews’

https://babylonbee.com/news/london-mayor-confused-by-protesters-not-chanting-death-to-jews/?utm_source=fediverse

Associated Press Warns That Trebuchets Are Exempt From U.S. Gun Laws

https://babylonbee.com/news/associated-press-warns-that-trebuchets-are-exempt-from-us-gun-laws/?utm_source=fediverse

Uncultured Philistine Declines To Have Ice Cream Served In Waffle Cone

https://babylonbee.com/news/uncultured-philistine-declines-to-have-ice-cream-served-in-waffle-cone/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids Excited To Learn Of Cool Alternative To Vaping Called 'Smoking Cigarettes'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-excited-to-learn-of-cool-alternative-to-vaping-called-smoking-cigarettes/?utm_source=fediverse

Millennial Figures Out How To Use '6-7,' Signaling The End Of The Fad

https://babylonbee.com/news/millennial-figures-out-how-to-use-6-7-signaling-the-end-of-the-fad/?utm_source=fediverse

Lakewood Church To Be Renamed 'DraftKings Arena' Following Branding Deal

https://babylonbee.com/news/lakewood-church-to-be-renamed-draftkings-arena-following-branding-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Just Realized Chelsea Handler Has Been Trying To Be Funny This Whole Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-just-realized-chelsea-handler-has-been-trying-to-be-funny-this-whole-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney Purchases Rights To 'Robot Jox' Franchise In Blockbuster $7 Billion Deal

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-purchases-rights-to-robot-jox-franchise-in-blockbuster-7-billion-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Just 17 Home Depot Trips Away From Purchasing Correct Light Bulbs

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-just-17-home-depot-trips-away-from-purchasing-correct-light-bulbs/?utm_source=fediverse

'The New York Times' Updates Slogan To 'All The News That’s Fit To Print Plus Any Rumor No Matter How Implausible'

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-new-york-times-updates-slogan-to-all-the-news-thats-fit-to-print-plus-any-rumor-no-matter-how-implausible/?utm_source=fediverse

Hockey Ticket Holders Issued Refund After No Fights Break Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/hockey-ticket-holders-issued-refund-after-no-fights-break-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: CIA Raided By CIA

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-cia-raided-by-cia/?utm_source=fediverse

Keir Starmer Admits He Has No Idea How To Pronounce His Own Name

https://babylonbee.com/news/keir-starmer-admits-he-has-no-idea-how-to-pronounce-his-own-name/?utm_source=fediverse

Gross: California Prison Inmates Caught Using iPads To Watch San Francisco Giants Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/gross-california-prison-inmates-caught-using-ipads-to-watch-san-francisco-giants-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Mechanic Has No Idea How Dodge Caravan Still Running

https://babylonbee.com/news/mechanic-has-no-idea-how-dodge-caravan-still-running/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservative Too Exhausted To Form Opinion On Thomas Massie

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-too-exhausted-to-form-opinion-on-thomas-massie/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Helpfully Points Out To Wife That She Looks Tired

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-helpfully-points-out-to-wife-that-she-looks-tired/?utm_source=fediverse

Faux Pas: Trump Gifts President Xi With Pot Of Honey From White House Beehive

https://babylonbee.com/news/faux-pas-trump-gifts-president-xi-with-pot-of-honey-from-white-house-beehive/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Determines Reason Kids Failing At Math Is Because They No Longer Play 'Math Blaster'

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-determines-top-reason-kids-failing-at-math-is-because-they-no-longer-play-math-blaster/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Spencer Pratt’s Rhetoric Is Dangerous,’ Warns Karen Bass To The 30 Angelenos Who Haven't Been Stabbed To Death By Hobos

https://babylonbee.com/news/spencer-pratts-rhetoric-is-dangerous-warns-karen-bass-to-the-30-angelenos-who-havent-been-stabbed-to-death-by-hobos/?utm_source=fediverse