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Politicians Begin Offering Tucker Carlson $1 Million To Not Endorse Them

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Gen Zer Dies Of Starvation After DoorDash Driver Gets Flat Tire

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Supreme Court To Hear Argument Between Siblings Over Who Called Shotgun

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-to-hear-argument-between-siblings-over-who-called-shotgun/?utm_source=fediverse

UK Authorities Issue Stern Warning To British People To Stop Being Stabbed By Muslims

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-authorities-issue-stern-warning-to-british-people-to-stop-being-stabbed-by-muslims/?utm_source=fediverse

Apostle John Pads Short Third Letter With Extra-Wide Margins, 22-Point Font

https://babylonbee.com/news/apostle-john-pads-third-letter-with-extra-wide-margins-37-point-font/?utm_source=fediverse

Thomas Massie Finally Recognized As True Libertarian Now That He Doesn't Have A Job

https://babylonbee.com/news/thomas-massie-finally-recognized-as-true-libertarian-now-that-he-doesnt-have-a-job/?utm_source=fediverse

Massie Blames Defeat On Jews Of Rural Kentucky

https://babylonbee.com/news/massie-blames-defeat-on-jews-of-rural-kentucky/?utm_source=fediverse

Old Guys Hanging Out At Denny's At 6 A.M. Having Better Day Than You Could Ever Dream Of

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Study Reveals 90% Of Data Centers Just Storing Your Wife’s Pictures Of The Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-reveals-90-of-data-centers-just-storing-your-wifes-pictures-of-the-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Abigail Adams Starting To Believe Husband Made Up This Whole ‘Continental Congress’ As An Excuse To Hang Out With The Boys

https://babylonbee.com/news/abigail-adams-starting-to-believe-husband-made-up-this-whole-continental-congress-as-an-excuse-to-hang-out-with-the-boys/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Cured Of Depression After Doctor Prescribes Millennium Falcon LEGO Set

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White House Insists High Gas Prices Are Small Price To Pay For Accomplishing Nothing In Iran

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-insists-high-gas-prices-are-small-price-to-pay-for-accomplishing-nothing-in-iran/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Can't Wait To Get Out There And Be Horrible At Gardening Again

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8 Scary Facts About Data Centers

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MLB Introduces 10-Run Mercy Rule For Boston Red Sox

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Baal Returns From The Bathroom To Find All His Prophets Dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/baal-returns-from-the-bathroom-to-find-all-his-prophets-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

New Polls Show Dead Heat Between ‘Make Everything Worse’ Candidate And ‘Fix Everything’ Candidate

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-polls-show-dead-heat-between-make-everything-worse-candidate-and-fix-everything-candidate/?utm_source=fediverse

Father Gathers Loved Ones To Break The News That He's Getting Really Into The Civil War

https://babylonbee.com/news/father-gathers-loved-ones-to-break-the-news-that-hes-getting-really-into-the-civil-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Smart Man Saves Time By Getting Angry Now Instead Of Waiting Until All The Facts Are Known

https://babylonbee.com/news/smart-man-saves-time-by-getting-angry-now-instead-of-waiting-until-all-the-facts-are-known/?utm_source=fediverse

Data Center Built In Theodore Roosevelt's Mustache

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