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Trump Narrowly Escapes Being Bitten By Rabid Kristen Welker

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-narrowly-escapes-being-bitten-by-rabid-kristen-welker/?utm_source=fediverse

Playskool Introduces ‘My First Hobo Camp’ For California Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/playskool-introduces-my-first-hobo-camp-for-california-children/?utm_source=fediverse

Fundamentalist Church Announces Fun VBS Theme 'Demons Are Out To Get You'

https://babylonbee.com/news/fundamentalist-church-announces-fun-vbs-theme-demons-are-out-to-get-you/?utm_source=fediverse

California Reminds Voters There Are Just 30 Days Left To Vote In Last Tuesday’s Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-reminds-voters-there-are-just-30-days-left-to-vote-in-last-tuesdays-election/?utm_source=fediverse

Teen Boy Worried Hair Does Not Look Enough Like Head Of Broccoli

https://babylonbee.com/news/teen-boy-worried-hair-does-not-look-enough-like-head-of-broccoli/?utm_source=fediverse

L.A. Vote Update: Spencer Pratt Now At Negative One Billion Votes

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-vote-update-spencer-pratt-now-at-negative-one-billion-votes/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Choose Abortion After Devastating News That Their Baby Would Be Among Happiest Demographic On Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-choose-abortion-after-devastating-news-that-their-baby-would-be-among-happiest-demographic-on-earth/?utm_source=fediverse

St. Paul Relinquishes ‘Chief Of Sinners’ Title After New Platner Allegations Come To Light

https://babylonbee.com/news/st-paul-relinquishes-chief-of-sinners-title-after-new-platner-allegations-come-to-light/?utm_source=fediverse

Bears Forced To Leave Chicago After Every Player, Coach, Fan Killed In Drive-Bys

https://babylonbee.com/news/bears-forced-to-leave-chicago-after-every-player-coach-fan-killed-in-drive-bys/?utm_source=fediverse

After Mail-In Ballots Tallied, Joe Biden Wins L.A. Mayor Race With 81 Million Votes

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-mail-in-ballots-tallied-joe-biden-wins-la-mayor-race-with-81-million-votes/?utm_source=fediverse

Should You Believe All Women? A Handy Flowchart

https://babylonbee.com/news/should-you-believe-all-women-a-handy-flowchart/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Repairs The Crack In The Liberty Bell

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-repairs-the-crack-in-the-liberty-bell/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Give Us Their 10 Most Convincing Arguments For Abortion

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-give-us-their-12-most-convincing-arguments-for-abortion/?utm_source=fediverse

Keir Starmer Warns UK About Rise Of Murdererphobia

https://babylonbee.com/news/keir-starmer-warns-uk-about-rise-of-murdererphobia/?utm_source=fediverse

'Obsession' Director Says He Got Idea For Horror Movie Having Once Met A Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/obsession-director-says-he-got-idea-for-horror-movie-having-once-met-a-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

Graham Platner Reassures Voters That There Are Probably Only 14 Or 15 More Horrific Revelations To Come

https://babylonbee.com/news/graham-platner-reassures-voters-that-there-are-probably-only-14-or-15-more-horrific-revelations-to-come/?utm_source=fediverse

40-Year Old Man Now Spends Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Electrolytes

https://babylonbee.com/news/40-year-old-man-now-spends-inordinate-amount-of-time-researching-electrolytes/?utm_source=fediverse

John Bolton Pleads Guilty, Sentenced To 5-Year Imprisonment At SeaWorld

https://babylonbee.com/news/john-bolton-pleads-guilty-sentenced-to-5-year-imprisonment-at-seaworld/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Irrefutable Proofs Russia Is Better Than The U.S.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-irrefutable-proofs-russia-is-better-than-the-us/?utm_source=fediverse

Intensive Bible Study Reveals Elijah And Elisha Are Two Different People

https://babylonbee.com/news/intensive-bible-study-reveals-elijah-and-elisha-are-two-different-people/?utm_source=fediverse