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Elon Musk Confirms He Will Soon Have Enough Money To Become Batman

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-confirms-he-will-soon-have-enough-money-to-become-batman/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Sets New World Record By Winning War With Iran 27 Times In One Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-sets-new-world-record-by-winning-war-with-iran-27-times-in-one-year/?utm_source=fediverse

EMTs To Be Stationed Near Spurs Bench Next Game To Prevent Choking

https://babylonbee.com/news/emts-to-be-stationed-near-spurs-bench-next-game-to-prevent-choking/?utm_source=fediverse

Bill Gates Brought Before Congress To Answer For Epstein, Windows Vista

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-gates-brought-before-congress-to-answer-for-epstein-windows-vista/?utm_source=fediverse

Least Popular Sport In The World Holds Little Tournament

https://babylonbee.com/news/least-popular-sport-in-the-world-holds-little-tournament/?utm_source=fediverse

Was Jesus The Long-Awaited Messiah? 9 Subtle Clues

https://babylonbee.com/news/was-jesus-the-long-awaited-messiah-9-subtle-clues/?utm_source=fediverse

Starmer To Irish: Let Us Not Bicker And Argue About Who Beheaded Whom

https://babylonbee.com/news/starmer-to-irish-let-us-not-bicker-and-argue-about-who-beheaded-whom/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama Says If He Had A Son Who Stabbed Someone In The Heart With A Knife, He Would Look Just Like Karmelo Anthony

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-says-if-he-had-a-son-who-stabbed-someone-in-the-heart-with-a-knife-he-would-look-just-like-karmelo-anthony/?utm_source=fediverse

Maine Updates State Flag With Swastika

https://babylonbee.com/news/maine-updates-state-flag-with-swastika/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: Wife Texting You Too Much? Reply 'Unsubscribe' And She's Legally Required To Stop

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-wife-texting-you-too-much-reply-unsubscribe-and-shes-legally-required-to-stop/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Enjoys 30-Minute Respite Between Completing Laundry And Needing To Do More Laundry

https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-enjoys-30-minute-respite-between-completing-laundry-and-needing-to-do-more-laundry/?utm_source=fediverse

L.A. Residents Face Tough Decision Whether To Elect Communist Or Communist

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-residents-face-tough-decision-whether-to-elect-communist-or-communist/?utm_source=fediverse

Karmelo Kicking Himself For Not Converting To Islam And Stabbing Someone In The UK Instead

https://babylonbee.com/news/karmelo-kicking-himself-for-not-converting-to-islam-and-stabbing-someone-in-the-uk-instead/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 10 Coolest Spiritual Gifts

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Nation Shocked As Jury Rules You Cannot Stab Someone In The Heart For No Reason At All

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-shocked-as-jury-rules-you-cannot-stab-someone-in-the-heart-for-no-reason-at-all/?utm_source=fediverse

California Officials Pleased With Voter Turnout Of 250 Percent

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-officials-pleased-with-voter-turnout-of-250-percent/?utm_source=fediverse

Americans Overwhelmed By How Much Better Lives Have Gotten Since Attacking Iran

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-overwhelmed-by-how-much-better-lives-have-gotten-since-attacking-iran/?utm_source=fediverse

Bad Sign? Big Mac Now Listed As ‘Market Price’

https://babylonbee.com/news/bad-sign-big-mac-now-listed-as-market-price/?utm_source=fediverse

Not Again: Trump Struck In The Ear By Shot From T-Shirt Cannon

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-again-trump-struck-in-the-ear-by-shot-from-t-shirt-cannon/?utm_source=fediverse

Los Angeles Officials Warn It May Take Several Weeks To Tally Up Goals From World Cup Matches

https://babylonbee.com/news/los-angeles-officials-warn-it-may-take-several-weeks-to-tally-up-goals-from-world-cup-matches/?utm_source=fediverse