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Dejected Mamdani Admits He Lacks Legal Authority To Invade Poland

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-sadly-admits-he-lacks-legal-authority-to-invade-poland/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! RFK Jr. Eats Jimothy

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-rfk-jr-eats-jimothy/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Things Men Are Better At Than Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-men-are-better-at-than-women/?utm_source=fediverse

Warmth Of Collectivism Strikes Federal Courthouse

https://babylonbee.com/news/warmth-of-collectivism-strikes-federal-courthouse/?utm_source=fediverse

Complete Failure Of A Woman Doesn't Have Her Christmas Shopping Done

https://babylonbee.com/news/complete-failure-of-a-woman-doesnt-have-her-christmas-shopping-done/?utm_source=fediverse

Matt Walsh Calls Out 'The Odyssey' For Failing To Cast Actual Greek Demigods

https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-walsh-calls-out-the-odyssey-for-failing-to-cast-actual-greek-demigods/?utm_source=fediverse

Lesbian Couple Arrested In Miami On Sex Trafficking Charges

https://babylonbee.com/news/lesbian-couple-arrested-in-miami-on-sex-trafficking-charges/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Whose Wife And Kids Are Away Arrives At Church 3.5 Hours Early

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-whose-wife-and-kids-are-away-arrives-at-church-35-hours-early/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Secures Elections By Putting Voting Booths In Olive Garden

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-secures-elections-by-putting-voting-booths-in-olive-garden/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster: 'VeggieTales' Cast Decimated By Cyclospora Outbreak

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-veggietales-cast-decimated-by-cyclospora-outbreak/?utm_source=fediverse

Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-records-triple-double-with-10-fractures-11-concussions-13-teeth-knocked-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Pride Month Comes To End After Extra Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/pride-month-comes-to-end-after-extra-time/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Would Never Rig An Election,' Announces President Xi After Again Winning 100% Of Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-would-never-rig-an-election-announces-president-xi-after-again-winning-100-of-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

'Who’s Laughing Now?' Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak

https://babylonbee.com/news/whos-laughing-now-says-covid-toilet-paper-hoarder-after-explosive-diarrhea-outbreak/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Foils New Bombing Attack By Disguising Itself With A Giant 'Q'

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-foils-new-bombing-attack-by-disguising-itself-with-a-giant-q/?utm_source=fediverse

Netflix Announces New Animated Film 'Bro-Country Demon Hunters'

https://babylonbee.com/news/netflix-announces-new-animated-film-bro-country-demon-hunters/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas Approves Death Penalty For Anyone Who Starts An Email With 'Happy Monday, Team!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-approves-death-penalty-for-anyone-who-starts-an-email-with-happy-monday-team/?utm_source=fediverse

Plane Crashes After No One Tells The Passengers To 'Fly Safe'

https://babylonbee.com/news/plane-crashes-after-no-one-tells-the-passengers-to-fly-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Ate At Taco Bell Getting More Baja Blast Than He Bargained For

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-ate-at-taco-bell-getting-more-baja-blast-than-he-bargained-for/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Poll Shows 125% Of Americans Don’t Believe Trump’s Claim Of Election Fraud

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-poll-shows-125-of-americans-dont-believe-trumps-claim-of-election-fraud/?utm_source=fediverse