The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Experts Baffled By Mysterious Mental Health Disorder That Causes People To Stab Jews

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-baffled-by-mysterious-mental-health-disorder-that-causes-people-to-stab-jews/?utm_source=fediverse

Wells Fargo Explains That Yes, They Gave All Your Money To A Hobo Named Frank, But Will Make Things Right By Coming To Your House To Murder You

https://babylonbee.com/news/wells-fargo-explains-that-yes-they-gave-all-your-money-to-a-hobo-named-frank-but-will-make-things-right-by-coming-to-your-house-to-murder-you/?utm_source=fediverse

CVS Clerk Reminds Looter To Enter Rewards Number Before Fleeing

https://babylonbee.com/news/cvs-clerk-reminds-looter-to-enter-rewards-number-before-fleeing/?utm_source=fediverse

Heaven Confirms Prayer Hands Emoji Counts As Actually Praying For Someone

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-prayer-hands-emoji-counts-as-actually-praying-for-someone/?utm_source=fediverse

Old Spice Introduces New Libertarian-Strength Deodorant

https://babylonbee.com/news/old-spice-introduces-new-libertarian-strength-deodorant/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Asks Democrats At Correspondents' Dinner To Hold All Assassination Attempts Until He Finishes Speech

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-asks-democrats-at-correspondents-dinner-to-hold-all-assassination-attempts-until-he-finishes-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

With 45 Days Left Until Labor Day, Wife Unveils Pumpkin Spice Advent Calendar

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-45-days-left-until-labor-day-wife-unveils-pumpkin-spice-advent-calendar/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Condemns The Rise In Violence Against Jews Since He Declared War On Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-condemns-the-rise-in-violence-against-jews-since-he-declared-war-on-them/?utm_source=fediverse

New Yorker Being Stabbed On Street Corner Glad To Know Mamdani Focused On Bringing Netanyahu To Justice

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-yorker-being-stabbed-on-street-corner-glad-to-know-mamdani-focused-on-bringing-netanyahu-to-justice/?utm_source=fediverse

OSHA Fines Construction Site For Failure To Blare Mariachi Music

https://babylonbee.com/news/osha-fines-construction-site-for-failure-to-blare-mariachi-music/?utm_source=fediverse

Gen Z’er Worried He May Have Nailed Job Interview

https://babylonbee.com/news/gen-zer-worried-he-may-have-nailed-job-interview/?utm_source=fediverse

WNBA Warns Sophie Cunningham The League Will Fold If Only Women Are Allowed To Play

https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-warns-sophie-cunningham-the-league-will-fold-if-only-women-are-allowed-to-play/?utm_source=fediverse

Odysseus Finally Returns Home After 20 Years And Oh No! Penelope Is Out Of Baking Powder And Needs Him To Run Out Again Real Quick

https://babylonbee.com/news/odysseus-finally-returns-home-after-20-years-and-oh-no-penelope-is-out-of-baking-powder-and-needs-him-to-run-out-again-real-quick/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Mayor Credits Huge Drop In Crime To Turning Crime Stats Chart Upside Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-credits-huge-drop-in-crime-to-turning-crime-stats-chart-upside-down/?utm_source=fediverse

United Methodist Church Announces Ban On Heterosexual Clergy

https://babylonbee.com/news/united-methodist-church-announces-ban-on-heterosexual-clergy/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-women-are-better-at-than-men/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: Instead Of Buying Guinness, Try Putting A Loaf Of Bread Into A Blender And Drinking It

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-instead-of-buying-guinness-try-putting-a-loaf-of-bread-into-a-blender-and-drinking-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Unable To Arrest Netanyahu, Mamdani Takes Down Bibi With Vicious Diss Track

https://babylonbee.com/news/unable-to-arrest-netanyahu-mamdani-takes-down-bibi-with-vicious-diss-track/?utm_source=fediverse

Smithsonian Director Says She Is Completely Unaware Of Any 'Kill Whitey' Tattoo On Her Forehead

https://babylonbee.com/news/smithsonian-director-says-she-is-completely-unaware-of-any-kill-whitey-tattoo-on-her-forehead/?utm_source=fediverse

New Jersey Blames 'Slight Software Glitch' For Enrolling Entire Country Of Bolivia As Voters

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-jersey-blames-slight-software-glitch-for-accidentally-enrolling-entire-country-of-bolivia-as-voters/?utm_source=fediverse