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Powerball Winner Blows Entire Jackpot On Burrito

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Faith In Humanity Instantly Restored By Kids’ Lemonade Stand

https://babylonbee.com/news/faith-in-humanity-instantly-restored-by-kids-lemonade-stand/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Introduces Hogwarts Sorting Hat To Identify Your Spiritual Gifts

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-introduces-hogwarts-sorting-hat-to-identify-your-spiritual-gifts/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh, Crap: Government Threatens To Fix Something

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‘C' From ‘Coexist’ Sticker Arrested For Running Over Other Letters With A Truck

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After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man's Going To Need A Helper

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-observing-adam-for-two-minutes-god-decides-mans-going-to-need-a-helper/?utm_source=fediverse

Mangione Says He Is Only Guilty Of Stealing The Hearts Of Liberal Women Everywhere

https://babylonbee.com/news/mangione-says-he-is-only-guilty-of-stealing-the-hearts-of-liberal-women-everywhere/?utm_source=fediverse

Kentucky Derby Convenes Committee To Determine What Is A Horse

https://babylonbee.com/news/kentucky-derby-convenes-committee-to-determine-what-is-a-horse/?utm_source=fediverse

Candace: 'If You Don't Count The Video, DNA, Murder Weapon, Ballistics, Motive, Text Messages, And Multiple Confessions, There Is ZERO Evidence Against Tyler Robinson'

https://babylonbee.com/news/candace-if-you-dont-count-the-video-dna-murder-weapon-ballistics-motive-text-messages-and-multiple-confessions-there-is-zero-evidence-against-tyler-robinson/?utm_source=fediverse

‘How Do You Spell Gazongas?’ Asks Trump While Drafting Up Job Posting For New Press Secretary

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-do-you-spell-gazongas-asks-trump-while-drafting-up-job-posting-for-new-press-secretary/?utm_source=fediverse

WNBA Changes League Name To ?NBA

https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-changes-league-name-to-nba/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Issues Dire Warning That SAVE America Act Could Result In America Being Saved

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-issues-dire-warning-that-save-america-act-could-result-in-america-being-saved/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: WNBA Task Force Fails To Define Woman After Spending Entire Meeting Trying To Pick Restaurant For Lunch

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-wnba-task-force-fails-to-define-woman-after-spending-entire-meeting-trying-to-pick-restaurant-for-lunch/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Grocery Stores To Feature Innovative New 'Queue Where You Wait For Loaves Of Leavened Flour Products'

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-grocery-stores-to-feature-innovative-new-queue-where-you-wait-for-loaves-of-leavened-flour-products/?utm_source=fediverse

Karoline Leavitt Prepared For Motherhood After Spending Last Two Years Answering Millions Of Stupid Questions

https://babylonbee.com/news/karoline-leavitt-prepared-for-motherhood-after-spending-last-two-years-answering-millions-of-stupid-questions/?utm_source=fediverse

Top 10 Reasons To Move To Colorado

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WNBA Brings In Revered Supreme Court Justice To Help Determine What A Woman Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-brings-in-revered-supreme-court-justice-to-help-determine-what-a-woman-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Massachusetts Democrats Unveil Statue Of Molech At State Capitol

https://babylonbee.com/news/massachusetts-democrats-unveil-statue-of-molech-at-state-capitol/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Foolproof Ways To Get Men To Show Up To A Bible Study

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-foolproof-ways-to-get-men-to-show-up-to-a-bible-study/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Struggling To Meet Single Men Under Age 90 At Work

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-struggling-to-meet-single-men-under-age-90-at-work/?utm_source=fediverse