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Op-Ed: You'll Never Beat A Tyrannical Government With Just Guns

https://babylonbee.com/news/youll-never-beat-a-tyrannical-government-just-using-guns/?utm_source=fediverse

Huge Spike In Americans Buying F-15s After Biden Suggests You'll Need Them To Overthrow Government

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-starts-stocking-up-on-f-15s-after-biden-says-youll-need-them-to-overthrow-the-government/?utm_source=fediverse

'You'll Never Beat The Government With Just Guns,' Says Party That Also Believes Government Was Almost Toppled By Unarmed Mob On January 6

https://babylonbee.com/news/youll-never-beat-the-government-with-just-guns-says-party-that-also-believes-government-was-almost-toppled-by-unarmed-mob-on-january-6/?utm_source=fediverse

Upping The Ante: Trump Announces He Also Won Elections Of 1860, 1972, 2008

https://babylonbee.com/news/upping-the-ante-trump-announces-he-also-won-elections-of-1860--1972-2008/?utm_source=fediverse

Unitarian Church Invites Joe Biden, Says They'll Give Communion To Literally Anyone

https://babylonbee.com/news/unitarian-church-invites-bidens-says-theyll-give-communion-to-literally-anyone/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids In Cages Disguise Selves As BLM Rioters In Hopes Of Kamala Freeing Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-in-cages-disguise-selves-as-blm-rioters-in-hopes-of-kamala-freeing-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Hitler's Newly Discovered Diary Reveals He Was Just 'Following His Heart'

https://babylonbee.com/news/hitlers-newly-discovered-diary-reveals-he-was-just-following-his-heart/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Problematic School Subjects And What We Need To Replace Them With

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-problematic-school-subjects-and-what-we-need-to-replace-them-with/?utm_source=fediverse

Party Controlling Executive, Legislative Branches Blames Minority Party For Everything Going Wrong

https://babylonbee.com/news/party-holding-majority-in-every-house-of-government-blames-minority-party-for-failures/?utm_source=fediverse

Pennsylvania Election Audit Shows Benjamin Franklin Voted For Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/pennsylvania-election-audit-shows-benjamin-franklin-voted-for-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Walls Of IRS Building Come Tumbling Down After Ron Paul Marches Around 7 Times Blowing Trumpets

https://babylonbee.com/news/walls-of-irs-building-come-tumbling-down-after-ron-paul-marches-around-7-times-blowing-trumpets/?utm_source=fediverse

Awooga! We've Got All The Exclusive Pics Of Victoria's Secret's Stunning New Supermodels!

https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-a-complete-list-of-victorias-secrets-stunning-new-supermodels/?utm_source=fediverse

Sesame Street Airs 4-Hour-Long Special Where The Count Counts All 471 Genders

https://babylonbee.com/news/sesame-street-has-the-count-count-all-the-genders/?utm_source=fediverse

Fans Rejoice As Amazon Reveals Lord Of The Rings Show Will Just Be 10 Seasons About Tom Bombadil

https://babylonbee.com/news/fans-rejoice-as-amazon-announces-10-season-show-on-tom-bombadil/?utm_source=fediverse

NFL Player Announces He Is Gay, Is Switching Over To Soccer

https://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-player-announces-he-is-gay-is-switching-over-to-soccer/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Briefly Identifies As Man To Avoid Long Bathroom Line

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-briefly-identifies-as-male-to-avoid-long-bathroom-line/?utm_source=fediverse

The 10 Best Wars Of All Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-ten-best-wars-of-all-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court To Be Moved To 41,000-Seat Baseball Stadium To Fit All The Justices Biden About To Nominate

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-to-be-moved-to-nationals-stadium-to-fit-all-the-judges-biden-about-to-nominate/?utm_source=fediverse

Female Weightlifter Suffers Tragic Testicle Injury Just Weeks Before Tokyo Olympics

https://babylonbee.com/news/female-weightlifter-suffers-tragic-testicle-injury-just-weeks-before-tokyo-olympics/?utm_source=fediverse

Progressive Church Bravely Adopts All The Positions Popular In Modern Society

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-church-bravely-adopts-all-the-positions-popular-in-modern-society/?utm_source=fediverse