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Nation's Brandons Hit All-Time High Approval Rating

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Church Services Across Country Begin With Rousing Chant Of 'Let's Go Brandon!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-services-across-country-being-with-rousing-cheer-of-lets-go-brandon/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Whistleblower Claims Strangers Drag Him From Place To Place And Make Him Sign Papers And Read Words On Monitors And He Hardly Gets Any Ice Cream

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-whistleblower-claims-strangers-drag-him-from-place-to-place-and-make-him-sign-papers-and-read-words-on-monitors-and-he-hardly-gets-any-ice-cream/?utm_source=fediverse

Guy Named Brandon Attending College Football Game Feeling Really Good About Himself Right Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-named-brandon-attending-college-football-game-feeling-really-good-about-himself-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Metroid Dread Review: In An Age Of Female Heroes, It's Great To Finally Play A Game With A Strong Male Protagonist

https://babylonbee.com/news/metroid-dread-review-in-an-age-of-female-heroes-its-great-to-finally-play-a-game-with-a-strong-male-protagonist/?utm_source=fediverse

'Social Media Needs To Censor Conservatives,' Says Middle Eastern Facebook Whistleblower Hillahammed Clintahamil

https://babylonbee.com/news/social-media-needs-to-censor-conservatives-says-brave-middle-eastern-facebook-whistleblower-hillahammed-clintahamil/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Clarify That Men Are Allowed To Have Opinion On Abortion As Long As They're For It

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-clarify-that-men-are-allowed-to-have-opinion-on-abortion-as-long-as-theyre-for-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Biden Invites Brandon To The White House To Congratulate Him For His Success

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-invites-brandon-to-the-white-house-to-congratulate-him-for-his-success/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Hits Record Low Approval Rating On Economy, Foreign Policy, Pronouncing Words, Standing Upright, Continence, Inflation, Math, The Alphabet, Remembering All The Animal Sounds, Respecting Personal Space (Ran Out Of Room, See Article For More)

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-has-record-low-approval-on-economy-foreign-policy-basic-speech-standing-upright-continence-math-the-alphabet-remembering-all-the-animal-sounds-respecting-personal-space-ran-out-of-room-see-article-for-more/?utm_source=fediverse

In Controversial New Netflix Special, Dave Chappelle Just Reads From A Biology Textbook

https://babylonbee.com/news/dave-chappelle-reads-from-biology-textbook-in-scandalous-new-netflix-special/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas Introduces Express Lanes For Guys In Cowboy Hats Driving Lifted Pickup Trucks Alone

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-introduces-express-lanes-for-guys-in-cowboy-hats-driving-lifted-pickup-trucks-alone/?utm_source=fediverse

Ships Arrive From The Orient Laden With Pumpkin Spice

https://babylonbee.com/news/ships-arrive-from-the-orient-laden-with-pumpkin-spice/?utm_source=fediverse

17 Things With A Higher Approval Rating Than Joe Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/17-things-with-a-higher-approval-rating-than-joe-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Declare Democracy Has Failed Because They Did Not Get Their Way

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-declare-democracy-has-failed-because-they-did-not-get-their-way/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrorists Released From Guantanamo Bay To Make Room For Parents Who Protested At School Board Meetings

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-released-from-guantanamo-bay-to-make-room-for-parents-who-protested-school-board-meetings/?utm_source=fediverse

New App 'LootDash' Lets You Send Someone To Loot San Francisco Stores For You

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-app-lootdash-lets-you-send-someone-to-loot-san-francsico-stores-for-you/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Reveal The True Immunity Was Inside You All Along

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-reveal-the-true-immunity-was-inside-you-all-along/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Files Lawsuit Against Facebook After Quiz Says He's In House Hufflepuff

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-files-lawsuit-after-facebook-quiz-says-he-is-a-hufflepuff/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Predict LGBTQ Acronym Could Circle The Earth 3 Times By 2022

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-predict-lgbt-acronym-could-stretch-around-the-earth-3-times-by-2050/?utm_source=fediverse

Brilliant: Biden Solves Debt Crisis By Writing 'One Trillion' On Dollar Bill With Permanent Marker

https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-biden-solves-debt-crisis-by-writing-one-trillion-on-dollar-bill-with-permanent-marker/?utm_source=fediverse