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Woman's Entire Personality Just Sassy Hobby Lobby Signs

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Harvard Now Offering Advanced Degrees In Unconstitutional Law

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Supply Chain Crisis Solved As Each Migrant Coming Into Country Will Be Asked To Help Carry A Shipping Container

https://babylonbee.com/news/supply-chain-crisis-solved-as-each-migrant-coming-into-country-will-be-asked-to-help-carry-a-shipping-container/?utm_source=fediverse

Apple Watch Will Now Warn You When You're Enjoying Life Without A Screen

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American Who Got $1,200 In Exchange For Lost Livelihood Wishes He Had Just Illegally Crossed The Border For $450,000 Instead

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-who-got-1200-in-exchange-for-lost-livelihood-wishes-he-had-just-illegally-crossed-the-border-for-450000-instead/?utm_source=fediverse

Facebook Introduces New Virtual Reality Pods To Plug You Into Metaverse

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-introduces-new-virtual-reality-pods-to-plug-you-into-meta/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Reasons Parents Should Have No Say Whatsoever In Their Child’s Education

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Patriarchy Declares Victory After Taking Over Women's Sports, Restrooms, Top Military Roles

https://babylonbee.com/news/patriarchy-declares-victory-after-conquering-womens-sports-restrooms-movie-roles/?utm_source=fediverse

Stormtrooper Accidentally Discharges 238 Live Laser Rounds On 'Mandalorian' Set, No One Hurt

https://babylonbee.com/news/nobody-hurt-after-stormtrooper-accidentally-discharges-238-live-laser-rounds-on-set-of-the-mandalorian/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Orders Daring Mission Into Afghanistan To Mark Stranded Americans' Passports As 'Non-Binary'

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-orders-daring-mission-into-afghanistan-to-mark-stranded-americans-passports-as-non-binary/?utm_source=fediverse

'We're Not Doing Anything Bad To Your Kids But You Cannot Come In And Check,' Says Public School Teacher

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'Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave' To Be Removed From National Anthem To Encourage Compliance With Vaccine Mandates

https://babylonbee.com/news/land-of-the-free-home-of-the-brave-to-be-removed-from-national-anthem-to-encourage-vaccine-mandate-compliance/?utm_source=fediverse

AG Garland Issues Memo Calling For Investigation Of Terrorist Senators Who Harassed And Intimidated Him At Hearing

https://babylonbee.com/news/ag-garland-issues-memo-calling-for-investigation-of-terrorist-senators-who-harassed-and-intimidated-him-at-hearing/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Excited For Giant Refund After Claiming $1 Million Of 'Unrealized Charitable Donations'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-excited-for-giant-refund-after-claiming-1-million-of-unrealized-charitable-donations/?utm_source=fediverse

Picard Suspended From Twitter For Saying He Sees Only Four Lights

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Janet Yellen Pops Out Of Child's Cake To Take His Birthday Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/janet-yellen-pops-out-of-childs-birthday-cake-to-take-his-birthday-money/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Sexiest Halloween Costume Ideas For Christians

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Pfizer Claims Vaccine Will Reduce Average Daily Child COVID Deaths From Almost Zero To Almost Zero

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-claims-vaccine-will-reduce-average-daily-child-covid-deaths-from-almost-zero-to-almost-zero/?utm_source=fediverse

Denis Villeneuve Scrambles To Read Second Half Of Dune

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Exposed: Here Are 10 More Hideous Mad Science Experiments Fauci Funded

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