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Migrants Decline Newsom’s Offer Of Asylum In CA Since They Just Came From A Collapsing Communist Hellhole With No Electricity

https://babylonbee.com/news/migrants-decline-newsoms-offer-of-asylum-in-ca-since-they-just-came-from-a-collapsing-communist-hellhole-with-no-electricity/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Tragically Buried Alive In Mountain Of Trash Mere Moments After Missing Garbage Truck

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-tragically-buried-alive-in-mountain-of-trash-mere-moments-after-missing-garbage-truck/?utm_source=fediverse

Martha's Vineyard Lovingly Welcomes Immigrants To Any Other Part Of America

https://babylonbee.com/news/marthas-vineyard-lovingly-welcomes-immigrants-to-any-other-part-of-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Celebrates 29th Year of Pretending 'Hocus Pocus' Is A Good Movie

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-celebrates-29th-year-of-pretending-hocus-pocus-is-a-good-movie/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Declares Crisis At The Border Around Her Property

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-declares-crisis-at-the-border-around-her-property/?utm_source=fediverse

After Dealing With Martha's Vineyard HOA, Migrants Decide To Go Back And Take Their Chances With The Cartels

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-dealing-with-marthas-vineyard-hoa-migrants-decide-go-back-and-take-their-chances-with-the-cartels/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Reports Fantastic Night's Sleep After Raid On MyPillow

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-reports-fantastic-nights-sleep-after-raid-on-mypillow/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Healthier Alternatives To Your Kids Watching Netflix

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-healthier-alternatives-to-your-kids-watching-netflix/?utm_source=fediverse

Neck Lump Has Gross Politician Growing Out Of It

https://babylonbee.com/news/neck-lump-has-gross-disgusting-politician-growing-out-of-it/?utm_source=fediverse

So, Grandpa's Building A Cannon

https://babylonbee.com/news/so-grandpas-building-a-cannon/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Remind Everyone That All The Money You Just Lost In The Stock Market Wasn’t Really Worth Much Anyway Thanks to Inflation

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-remind-everyone-that-all-the-money-you-just-lost-in-the-stock-market-wasnt-really-worth-much-anyway-thanks-to-inflation/?utm_source=fediverse

Obamas Construct New Cages At Martha’s Vineyard To Hold Arriving Migrants

https://babylonbee.com/news/obamas-construct-new-cages-to-hold-arriving-migrants-at-marthas-vineyard-estate/?utm_source=fediverse

I Would Like Your Undivided Attention Please - WAIT WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME I WILL LITERALLY STAB YOU IN THE THROAT - An Op-Ed By Your Cat

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-i-would-like-your-undivided-attention-please---why-are-you-touching-me-i-will-literally-stab-you-in-the-throat/?utm_source=fediverse

Martha's Vineyard Resident Calls Police To Report A Hispanic In The Neighborhood Not Operating A Leaf Blower

https://babylonbee.com/news/marthas-vineyard-resident-calls-police-to-report-a-latino-in-the-neighborhood-not-operating-a-leaf-blower/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird: Entire African Tribe Reports No Mental Health Issues Despite Having No Access To 'BetterHelp.com'

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-entire-african-tribe-reports-no-mental-health-issues-despite-having-no-access-to-betterhelpcom/?utm_source=fediverse

Worries Rise As White House Holds 'We Are Not Currently Being Nuked by China' Party

https://babylonbee.com/news/worries-rise-as-white-house-holds-we-are-not-currently-being-nuked-by-china-party/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Pastors Reveal Their Pre-Sermon Walk-Up Song

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-pastors-reveal-their-pre-sermon-walk-up-song/?utm_source=fediverse

Press Secretary Jean-Pierre Blindsided By Journalist Asking A Question

https://babylonbee.com/news/press-secretary-jean-pierre-blindsided-by-journalist-asking-a-question/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Attends Back-To-School Night To Learn What Grade His Kid Is In

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-attends-back-to-school-night-to-find-out-what-grade-his-kid-is-in-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Mike Lindell Still Holding Out Against FBI Inside MyPillow Fort

https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-lindell-still-holding-out-against-fbi-inside-mypillow-fort/?utm_source=fediverse