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Newsom Says New Senator Was Most Qualified Candidate In The .00001 Percent Of Population He Chose From

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Pope Francis Warns Against Narrow Gate, Says Wide, Broad Road Is Fine

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Panicked McCarthy Looks For Fire Alarm

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After California Passes New Fast Food Minimum Wage, Jack-In-The-Box Announces 2 Tacos For $20

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'This!' Shouts Matt Gaetz, Handing Stock Photo Of Douchebag To His Stylist

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Taylor Swift Traded To The Jets

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Congress Warns That Gaetz And McCarthy Are Distracting From Important Work Of Voting Themselves Raises

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-warns-that-gaetz-and-mccarthy-are-distracting-from-important-work-of-voting-themselves-raises/?utm_source=fediverse

After California Passes New Fast Food Minimum Wage, Jack-In-The-Box Announces 2 Tacos For $20

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-californias-new-fast-food-minimum-wage-signed-jack-in-the-box-announces-2-tacos-for-20/?utm_source=fediverse

'This!' Shouts Matt Gaetz, Handing Stock Photo Of Douchebag To His Stylist

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Taylor Swift Traded To The Jets

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Congress Warns That Gaetz And McCarthy Are Distracting From Important Work Of Voting Themselves Raises

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-warns-that-gaetz-and-mccarthy-are-distracting-from-important-work-of-voting-themselves-raises/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are the ONLY 20 Times It's Acceptable For A Man To Cry

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Incredible Vegas Sphere Experience Ruined By Presence Of U2

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Here Are the ONLY 20 Times It's Acceptable For A Man To Cry

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Incredible Vegas Sphere Experience Ruined By Presence Of U2

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Gavin Newsom Throws Dart At Board Covered In Black Lesbians To Select Next Senator

https://babylonbee.com/news/yeah-sure-whatever-that-ones-fine-gavin-newsom-says-after-throwing-dart-at-board-full-of-photos-of-black-lesbians/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Dies Instantly After Drinking Water That Wasn’t Filtered, Remineralized, And Served In Oversize Tumbler

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Gavin Newsom Throws Dart At Board Covered In Black Lesbians To Select Next Senator

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Wife Dies Instantly After Drinking Water That Wasn’t Filtered, Remineralized, And Served In Oversize Tumbler

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-dies-instantly-after-drinking-water-that-wasnt-filtered-remineralized-and-loaded-with-electrolytes/?utm_source=fediverse

Rep. Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm Again While Trying To Flush Urinal

https://babylonbee.com/news/rep-bowman-pulls-fire-alarm-again-while-trying-to-flush-urinal/?utm_source=fediverse