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Police Slowly Escort White Hearse Containing O.J. Simpson

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O.J. Simpson Excited For God To Tell Him Who Real Killer Was

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Steven Furtick Debuts New Line Of Chastity Wear

https://babylonbee.com/news/steven-furtick-debuts-new-line-of-chastity-wear/?utm_source=fediverse

Sheila Jackson Lee Asks Why Elon Musk Wants To Colonize Mars Since It’s Just A Giant Ball Of Spaghetti Sauce

https://babylonbee.com/news/sheila-jackson-lee-asks-why-elon-musk-wants-to-colonize-mars-since-its-just-a-giant-ball-of-spaghetti-sauce/?utm_source=fediverse

Sheila Jackson Lee Named Head Of Harvard Astronomy Department

https://babylonbee.com/news/sheila-jackson-lee-named-head-of-harvard-astronomy-department/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: If Jesus Supports Forgiveness, How Can Christians Not Support Robbing Poor People To Pay For My Journalism Degree?

https://babylonbee.com/news/if-jesus-supports-forgiveness-how-can-christians-not-support-robbing-poor-people-to-pay-for-my-journalism-degree/?utm_source=fediverse

BREAKING: Hamas Offers To Release Zero Hostages In Exchange For All Jews Being Wiped From The Face Of The Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-hamas-offers-to-release-zero-hostages-in-exchange-for-all-jews-being-wiped-from-the-face-of-the-earth/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Announces Inflation Doing Great If You Hold The Chart Upside Down

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American Transition To Idiocracy Running Ahead Of Schedule

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-transition-to-idiocracy-running-ahead-of-schedule/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Forms Of Travel Safer Than Getting In A Boeing

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-forms-of-travel-safer-than-getting-in-a-boeing/?utm_source=fediverse

Timothée Chalamet Cast As Doctor Who, James Bond, Spider-Man, Ron Weasley, Lara Croft

https://babylonbee.com/news/timothe-chalamet-cast-as-doctor-who-james-bond-spider-man-ron-weasley-lara-croft/?utm_source=fediverse

Unborn Babies Warn Of Political Implications If They’re Allowed To Live

https://babylonbee.com/news/unborn-babies-warn-of-political-implications-if-theyre-allowed-to-live/?utm_source=fediverse

Mental Health Experts Confirm Sunny Day At The Ballpark 1000 Times More Effective Than Antidepressants

https://babylonbee.com/news/mental-health-experts-confirm-sunny-day-at-the-ballpark-1000-times-more-effective-than-antidepressants/?utm_source=fediverse

NFL Refs Prep For Next Season By Staring At Eclipse

https://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-refs-prep-for-next-season-by-staring-at-eclipse/?utm_source=fediverse

Planet Fitness Offers $20 Premium Membership Where You Get Access To Bathroom Without Any Perverts In It

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Biden Announces Student Loan Forgiveness To Help People Afford All His Taxes And Inflation

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-student-loan-forgiveness-to-help-people-afford-all-the-taxes-and-inflation/?utm_source=fediverse

NASA Sends Rover To Search For Intelligent Life On ‘The View’

https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-sends-rover-to-search-for-intelligent-life-on-the-view/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Deadly Things You Had No Idea The Government Was Adding To Your Water

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Stock Market Analysis: Eclipse Glasses - SELL SELL SELL

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Unborn Babies Begin Considering Third Party Candidates

https://babylonbee.com/news/unborn-babies-begin-considering-third-party-candidates/?utm_source=fediverse