The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Biden Placed In Presidential Weeble-Wobble To Keep Him From Falling Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-placed-in-presidential-weeble-wobble-to-keep-him-from-falling-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird: Soros-Funded D.A. Declines To Prosecute Soros-Funded Campus Protesters

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-soros-funded-da-declines-to-prosecute-soros-funded-campus-protesters/?utm_source=fediverse

Public School Valedictorian Wows Fellow Students During Graduation Speech By Reciting Entire Alphabet

https://babylonbee.com/news/public-school-valedictorian-wows-fellow-students-during-graduation-speech-by-reciting-alphabet/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Confirms They Are Interviewing Several New Turban-Wearing Bearded Genocidal Psychopaths To Replace Deceased President

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-confirms-they-are-interviewing-several-new-bearded-genocidal-psychopaths-to-replace-deceased-president/?utm_source=fediverse

DOJ Authorizes Postal Workers To Use Deadly Force On Trump When Delivering His Mail

https://babylonbee.com/news/doj-authorizes-postal-workers-to-use-deadly-force-when-delivering-trumps-mail/?utm_source=fediverse

Prosecution Offers Michael Cohen $130,000 Hush Money To Stop Talking

https://babylonbee.com/news/prosecution-offers-michael-cohen-130000-hush-money-to-stop-talking/?utm_source=fediverse

Jews Announce They Have Developed Terraforming Machine That Can, Say, Quickly Build A Mountain In Front Of A Flying Helicopter

https://babylonbee.com/news/jews-announce-they-have-developed-terraforming-machine-that-can-say-quickly-build-a-mountain-in-front-of-a-flying-helicopter/?utm_source=fediverse

Iranian Government Claims People Dancing In Streets Is Part Of The Mourning Process

https://babylonbee.com/news/iranian-government-claims-people-dancing-in-streets-is-part-of-the-mourning-process/?utm_source=fediverse

The Definitive Guide To Getting Through TSA Security

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-definitive-guide-to-getting-through-tsa-security/?utm_source=fediverse

UN Observes Moment Of Silence For The 9/11 Hijackers

https://babylonbee.com/news/un-observes-moment-of-silence-for-the-911-hijackers/?utm_source=fediverse

Feminists Warn Young Girls Against Marrying Rich, Muscular Football Stars Who Love Them And Take Care Of All Their Needs And Praise Them In Speeches

https://babylonbee.com/news/feminists-warn-young-girls-against-marrying-a-rich-muscular-football-star-who-loves-them-and-takes-care-of-all-their-needs-and-praises-them-in-speeches/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Begins Speech By Thanking Iran President Ebrahim Raisi For Coming

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-begins-speech-by-thanking-iran-president-raisi-for-coming/?utm_source=fediverse

Klaus Schwab Retires To Spend More Time With His Lizard Family On Planet Zarkon VII

https://babylonbee.com/news/klaus-schwab-retires-to-spend-more-time-with-his-lizard-family-on-planet-zarkon-vii/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Francis Reveals His 10 Favorite Bible Verses

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-reveals-his-10-favorite-bible-verses/?utm_source=fediverse

Is Your Baby A Fed? Look For These Warning Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-your-baby-a-fed-look-for-these-warning-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

Harrison Butker Late For Practice Again After Spending Morning Enslaving Women And Forcing Them To Wear Handmaid's Tale Uniforms

https://babylonbee.com/news/harrison-butker-late-for-practice-again-after-spending-morning-enslaving-women-and-forcing-them-to-wear-handmaids-tale-uniforms/?utm_source=fediverse

Mike Tyson Upset To Discover Jake Paul Fight Contract Includes 'No Punching Jake Paul' Clause

https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-tyson-upset-to-discover-jake-paul-fight-contract-includes-no-punching-jake-paul-clause/?utm_source=fediverse

Iranian President Asks Manager Of Paradise Where All The Virgins Are And If It'd Be Possible To Turn The Heat Down A Tad

https://babylonbee.com/news/iranian-president-asks-manager-of-paradise-where-all-the-virgins-are-and-if-itd-be-possible-to-turn-the-heat-down-a-tad/?utm_source=fediverse

Catholic Church Distances Self From Pope Francis

https://babylonbee.com/news/catholic-church-distances-self-from-pope-francis/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Puzzled By Strange Device Found Near Bread Loaf

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-puzzled-by-strange-device-found-near-bread-loaf/?utm_source=fediverse