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Trump Booed For Wearing Deodorant At Libertarian Convention

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-booed-for-wearing-deodorant-at-libertarian-convention/?utm_source=fediverse

Savvy Restauranteur Moves To Take Over Newly Vacant Red Lobster Locations

https://babylonbee.com/news/savvy-restauranter-moves-to-take-over-newly-vacant-red-lobster-locations/?utm_source=fediverse

Peacock Releases Movie Saying It's OK To Eat Your Young Because Some Animals Do It

https://babylonbee.com/news/peacock-releases-movie-saying-its-ok-to-eat-your-young-because-some-animals-do-it/?utm_source=fediverse

VeggieTales Cast And Crew Come Forward To Accuse Bob The Tomato Of Creating Toxic Environment On Set

https://babylonbee.com/news/veggietales-cast-and-crew-come-forward-to-accuse-bob-the-tomato-of-creating-toxic-environment-on-set/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are 9 More Extremist Flags Spotted At Alito's Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-more-extremist-flags-spotted-at-alitos-home/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrorists Learn Harsh Lesson That If You Rape And Murder Women, The United Nations Will Give You Your Own Country And A Billion Dollars

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-learn-harsh-lesson-that-if-you-rape-and-murder-women-the-united-nations-will-give-you-your-own-country-and-a-billion-dollars/?utm_source=fediverse

Major League Cricket Introduces Pitch Clock In Attempt To Reduce Average Game Time To Seven Days

https://babylonbee.com/news/major-league-cricket-introduces-pitch-clock-in-attempt-to-reduce-average-game-time-to-seven-days/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Sure Cutting Own Bangs Will Solve All Problems — Update: Oh No

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-sure-cutting-own-bangs-will-solve-all-problems---update-oh-no/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Insults From The Bible You Should Start Using Right Away

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-insults-from-the-bible-you-should-start-using-right-away/?utm_source=fediverse

'Go On, Git! Be Free! Get Outta Here!' Cries Blubbering Red Lobster Chef Throwing Rocks At Lobster Scurrying Off Into The Woods

https://babylonbee.com/news/go-on-git-be-free-get-outta-here-cries-blubbering-red-lobster-chef-throwing-rocks-at-lobster-scurrying-off-into-the-woods/?utm_source=fediverse

Shocking Video Reveals Scottie Scheffler Failed To Give Police Officer A Kiss For His Owie Boo-Boo

https://babylonbee.com/news/shocking-video-reveals-scottie-scheffler-failed-to-give-police-officer-a-kiss-for-his-owie/?utm_source=fediverse

Polls Show Biden Still Has Sizable Lead Among Those Who Will Be Counting The Ballots

https://babylonbee.com/news/polls-show-biden-still-has-sizeable-lead-among-those-who-will-be-counting-the-ballots/?utm_source=fediverse

Mrs. O'Leary's Third Grade Social Studies Class Passes Official Resolution Ordering Israel Out Of Rafah

https://babylonbee.com/news/mrs-olearys-third-grade-social-studies-class-passes-nonbinding-resolution-ordering-israel-out-of-rafah/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Promise There's No Way A Person Who Entered The Country Illegally Would Ever Vote Illegally

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-promise-theres-no-way-a-person-who-entered-the-country-illegally-is-likely-to-vote-illegally/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Jobs Being Eliminated At Pixar

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-jobs-being-eliminated-at-pixar/?utm_source=fediverse

What Luck! Biden Finds Prewritten Answer To A Completely Spontaneous Press Question Right On His Note Card

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-luck-biden-finds-pre-written-answer-to-a-completely-spontaneous-press-question-right-on-his-cue-card/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Issues Ban On Legal-Citizen Voting

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-issues-ban-on-legal-citizen-voting/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Demands To Know Where Alito Bought An Upside-Down U.S. Flag

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-demands-to-know-where-alito-bought-an-upside-down-us-flag/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Release Damning Photo Of Justice Alito Reading The Constitution

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-release-damning-photo-of-justice-alito-reading-the-constitution/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Laid-Off Pixar Lamp Gets Job Warming Fries At McDonald's

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-laid-off-pixar-lamp-gets-job-warming-fries-at-mcdonalds/?utm_source=fediverse