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'Hillary Clinton Is In A Clear Position To Replace Biden’ Says New York Times Reporter Billary Blinton

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-in-position-to-replace-biden-claims-new-york-times-reporter-billary-blinton/?utm_source=fediverse

Republican Party Implements Emergency Platform Change After Seeing How Close They Are To Winning Landslide Victory

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-party-implements-emergency-platform-change-after-seeing-how-close-they-are-to-winning-landslide-victory/?utm_source=fediverse

Unfair: Belly Fat Still There Even After 10-Minute Jog

https://babylonbee.com/news/unfair-belly-fat-still-there-even-after-10-minute-jog/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Visitor Logs Reveal Grim Reaper Visited Over 8 Times

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-visitor-logs-reveal-grim-reaper-visited-over-8-times/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservative Caught Listening To NPR Swears He Only Tunes In For 'Car Talk'

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-caught-listening-to-npr-swears-he-only-tunes-in-for-car-talk/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Announce Comprehensive Plan To Win Election By Calling Trump 'Hitler' Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-announce-comprehensive-plan-to-win-election-by-calling-trump-hitler-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Biden Starting To Turn Blue After Aides Forgot To Include His ‘Remember To Breathe’ Card

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-biden-starting-to-turn-blue-after-aides-forgot-to-include-his-remember-to-breathe-card/?utm_source=fediverse

Several Injured In Brawl When Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses Arrive On Porch At Same Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/several-injured-in-brawl-when-mormons-jehovahs-witnesses-arrive-on-porch-at-same-time/?utm_source=fediverse

People Who Would Never Cheat In Elections Horrified By ‘Stop Cheating In Elections’ Bill

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-who-would-never-cheat-in-elections-horrified-by-stop-cheating-in-elections-bill/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Aides Busy Picking Between 'Angry Shouting' Pills And 'Calm Creepy Whisper' Pills

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-aides-picking-between-angry-shouting-pills-and-calm-creepy-whisper-pills/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Wife Deactivates Instagram Account For Record Fourth Time This Month

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-wife-deletes-instagram-account-for-record-fourth-time-this-week/?utm_source=fediverse

Excitement Builds For First Olympic Games Held In Muslim Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/excitement-builds-for-first-olympic-games-held-in-muslim-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Outraged Over Vice President Chosen For Her Race And Gender Being Labeled ‘DEI Hire’

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-outraged-over-vp-chosen-for-her-race-and-gender-being-labeled-dei-hire/?utm_source=fediverse

8 European Criticisms Of The USA That Americans Take As Compliments

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-european-criticisms-of-the-usa-that-americans-take-as-compliments/?utm_source=fediverse

Elderly Surgeon Assures Patients He’s Still Lucid Between 10 A.M. And 4 P.M.

https://babylonbee.com/news/surgeon-assures-patients-hes-still-lucid-between-10-am-and-4-pm/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Teen Gets Saved At Record 7th Consecutive Church Camp

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-teen-gets-saved-at-record-7th-consecutive-summer-camp/?utm_source=fediverse

Associated Press: 'Biden Is Often Alive And Conscious, But Sometimes Mostly Dead'

https://babylonbee.com/news/associated-press-biden-is-partially-alive-but-sometimes-mostly-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

New Labour Government Promises To Fix British Teeth By 2025

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-labour-government-promises-to-fix-british-teeth-by-2025/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Excommunicates Bishop On Suspicion Of Being A Christian

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-excommunicates-bishop-on-suspicion-of-being-a-christian/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden To Extend His Sleep Schedule To 24 Hours Per Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-extend-his-sleep-schedule-to-24-hours-per-day/?utm_source=fediverse