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Frodo And Sam Arrive To Toss Ring Into Fires Of Los Angeles

https://babylonbee.com/news/frodo-and-sam-arrive-to-toss-ring-into-fires-of-los-angeles/?utm_source=fediverse

Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President

https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-prepares-for-final-week-as-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Los Angeles Saved After Meghan Markle Arrives To Stand Around Wearing Baseball Cap

https://babylonbee.com/news/los-angeles-saved-after-meghan-markle-arrives-to-stand-around-wearing-baseball-cap/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-stuck-in-2-hour-argument-with-talking-cactus-toy/?utm_source=fediverse

Delta Smelt Fish Association Reiterates Support For Gavin Newsom

https://babylonbee.com/news/delta-smelt-association-announces-support-for-newsom/?utm_source=fediverse

Shameful: Activist Liberal Judge Releases Another Felon Onto Streets Of New York City

https://babylonbee.com/news/shameful-activist-liberal-judge-releases-another-felon-onto-streets-of-new-york-city/?utm_source=fediverse

9 New Attractions Ken Ham Plans To Add To The Ark Encounter

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-new-attractions-ken-ham-plans-to-add-to-the-ark-encounter/?utm_source=fediverse

A.I. To Be Trained On Reddit To Make Sure It Never Becomes Too Intelligent

https://babylonbee.com/news/ai-to-be-trained-on-reddit-to-make-sure-it-never-becomes-too-intelligent/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Pretends He Can’t Understand Wife After Tower Of Babel Incident

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-pretends-he-cant-understand-wife-after-tower-of-babel-incident/?utm_source=fediverse

Cruel: Trump Sentenced To Drink Only Diet Pepsi

https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-trump-sentenced-to-drink-only-diet-pepsi/?utm_source=fediverse

Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He's Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes

https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-fireman-rushes-into-burning-building-to-tell-victim-hes-too-heavy-but-the-real-firemen-will-be-here-in-15-minutes/?utm_source=fediverse

Song At Funeral Comforts Everyone By Telling Them There's No Heaven, Religion Is A Lie, And Everything Is Ultimately Meaningless

https://babylonbee.com/news/song-at-funeral-comforts-everyone-by-telling-them-theres-no-heaven-religion-is-a-lie-and-everything-is-ultimately-meaningless/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Gets Preview Of Gavin Newsom Presidency

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-gets-preview-of-gavin-newsom-presidency/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Reassures Fire Victims He’ll Be Prepared Next Time, Now That He Knows Water Is Useful In Fighting Fires

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-reassures-fire-victims-hell-be-prepared-next-time-now-that-he-knows-water-is-useful-in-fighting-fires/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Things That Caused The California Wildfires

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-that-caused-the-california-wildfires/?utm_source=fediverse

Notorious Grooming Gang Votes To Not Investigate Itself

https://babylonbee.com/news/notorious-grooming-gang-votes-to-not-investigate-itself/?utm_source=fediverse

Problem Solved: Newsom Announces Plan To Make Fire Illegal

https://babylonbee.com/news/problem-solved-newsom-announces-plan-to-make-fire-illegal/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Patiently Waiting For Husband To Turn Off Lights For Bed Before Sharing Deepest Thoughts And Feelings

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-patiently-waiting-for-husband-to-turn-off-lights-for-bed-before-sharing-deepest-thoughts-and-feelings/?utm_source=fediverse

Aww: Trump Announces He Will Let Barron Pick First Country To Invade

https://babylonbee.com/news/aww-trump-announces-he-will-let-barron-pick-first-country-to-invade/?utm_source=fediverse

Awkward: Mourners At Jimmy Carter Funeral Place Flowers On Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-mourners-at-jimmy-carter-funeral-place-flowers-on-biden/?utm_source=fediverse