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To Improve Senate Confirmation Hearings, Democratic Women Replaced By Rabid Hyenas

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-improve-senate-confirmation-hearings-democratic-women-to-be-replaced-by-rabid-hyenas/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces First 10 Executive Orders

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-first-10-executive-orders/?utm_source=fediverse

Firefighters Hang Crying Jimmy Kimmel From Helicopter To Drop Tears On Wildfire

https://babylonbee.com/news/firefighters-hang-crying-jimmy-kimmel-from-helicopter-to-drop-tears-on-wildfire/?utm_source=fediverse

It's Come To This: Chris Tomlin Now Adding New Choruses To His Old Songs

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-come-to-this-chris-tomlin-now-adding-new-choruses-to-his-old-songs/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Rushes Into Burning Building To Inform Fire Victim Trump Is Bad

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-rushes-into-burning-building-to-inform-fire-victim-trump-is-bad/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Avoids SEC Lawsuit By Becoming Member Of Congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-avoids-sec-lawsuit-by-becoming-member-of-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Will Only Read Cheesecake Factory Menu In Its Original King James Version

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-will-only-read-cheesecake-factory-menu-in-its-original-king-james-version/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Fakes Death To Get Out Of Church Committee Meeting

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-fakes-death-to-get-out-of-church-committee-meeting/?utm_source=fediverse

Innovative New Bible Concordance Gives You Out-Of-Context Verses To Justify Any Behavior

https://babylonbee.com/news/innovative-new-bible-concordance-gives-you-out-of-context-verses-to-justify-any-behavior/?utm_source=fediverse

Pete Hegseth Awarded Silver Star For Enduring Roomful Of Hysterical Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-hegseth-awarded-silver-star-for-enduring-roomful-of-hysterical-women/?utm_source=fediverse

To Avoid Prosecution In Britain, Neil Gaiman Joins Islamic Grooming Gang

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-avoid-prosecution-in-britain-neil-gaiman-joins-islamic-grooming-gang/?utm_source=fediverse

As White House Gig Wraps Up, Karine Jean-Pierre Prepares To Head Back To Old Job At Men's Wearhouse

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-white-house-gig-wraps-up-karine-jean-pierre-prepares-to-head-back-to-old-job-at-mens-wearhouse/?utm_source=fediverse

Last 100 Million Mexican Citizens Hurriedly Enter U.S. During Biden’s Final Week In Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/last-100-million-mexican-citizens-hurriedly-enter-us-during-bidens-final-week-in-office/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says He’s Looking Forward To Retiring To That Nice Big Farm In The Country Where Jill Sent The Family Dog

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-hes-looking-forward-to-retiring-to-that-nice-big-farm-in-the-country-where-jill-sent-the-family-dog/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Question Pete Hegseth's Qualifications After Learning He's Never Once Worn A Dress

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-question-pete-hegseths-qualifications-after-learning-hes-never-once-worn-a-dress/?utm_source=fediverse

Carrie Underwood To Perform New Original Song 'Donald, Take The Wheel' At Trump Inauguration

https://babylonbee.com/news/carrie-underwood-to-perform-new-original-song-donald-take-the-wheel-at-trump-inauguration/?utm_source=fediverse

Miracle: Worship Leader Plays Hymn As It Was Written

https://babylonbee.com/news/miracle-worship-leader-plays-hymn-as-it-was-written/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Desperately Searches For Anything Else He Can Screw Up In The Next 6 Days

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-up-all-night-figuring-out-what-else-he-can-screw-up-in-the-next-6-days/?utm_source=fediverse

Republican Hipster Says He Wanted To Annex Greenland Way Before Trump Made It Mainstream

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-hipster-says-he-wanted-to-annex-greenland-way-before-trump-made-it-mainstream/?utm_source=fediverse

California Police Arrest Arsonist For Using Gas Blowtorch Instead Of Electric Blowtorch

https://babylonbee.com/news/arsonist-arrested-for-using-gas-blowtorch-instead-of-electric-blowtorch-to-start-california-wildfire/?utm_source=fediverse