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SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/snap-beneficiaries-wishing-there-were-some-way-they-could-trade-their-labor-and-services-for-money-to-buy-food/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift Asks Travis Kelce How He Did In The World Series

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swift-asks-travis-kelce-how-he-did-in-the-world-series/?utm_source=fediverse

L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-hosts-yet-another-pride-parade/?utm_source=fediverse

Christians In Nigeria Disguise Themselves As Palestinians So People Will Care About Them Being Genocided

https://babylonbee.com/news/christians-in-nigeria-disguise-themselves-as-palestinians-so-people-will-care-about-them-being-genocided/?utm_source=fediverse

Nigerian President Promises To End Genocide If Trump Sends Upfront Fee Of $5,000 In Amazon Gift Cards

https://babylonbee.com/news/nigerian-president-promises-to-end-genocide-if-trump-sends-upfront-fee-of-5000-in-amazon-gift-cards/?utm_source=fediverse

Government Once Again Casts Nation Into 4:30 P.M. Darkness

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-once-again-casts-nation-into-430-pm-darkness/?utm_source=fediverse

Canada Orders Toronto Blue Jays Players Euthanized

https://babylonbee.com/news/canada-orders-toronto-blue-jays-players-euthanized/?utm_source=fediverse

Dodgers Purchase 2nd World Series Victory

https://babylonbee.com/news/dodgers-purchase-2nd-world-series-victory/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Man Runs Out Of Conversation Topics 45 Seconds Into Haircut

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-man-runs-out-of-conversation-topics-45-seconds-into-haircut/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Promises Rent-Free Gulags

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-promises-rent-free-gulags/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Negotiates Historic Peace Deal Between Contemporary Service, Traditional Service

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-negotiates-historic-peace-deal-between-contemporary-service-traditional-service/?utm_source=fediverse

17-Year-Old Trick-Or-Treater Dresses Up As 17-Year-Old Wearing a Hoodie

https://babylonbee.com/news/17-year-old-trick-or-treater-dresses-up-as-17-year-old-wearing-a-hoodie/?utm_source=fediverse

The Nightmare Is Over: Supreme Court Outlaws Candy Corn

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-nightmare-is-over-supreme-court-outlaws-candy-corn/?utm_source=fediverse

In Toughest Survival Challenge Yet, Bear Grylls Attempts To Survive Weekend In Chicago

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-toughest-survival-challenge-yet-bear-grylls-attempts-to-survive-weekend-in-chicago/?utm_source=fediverse

Prodigal Son Returns After SNAP Benefits Expire

https://babylonbee.com/news/prodigal-son-returns-after-snap-benefits-expire/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Longs For Simpler Time Before Grandma Discovered Emojis

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-longs-for-simpler-time-before-grandma-discovered-emojis/?utm_source=fediverse

Embarrassed Democrats Admit They Can't Remember Why They Shut The Government Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/embarrassed-democrats-admit-they-cant-remember-why-they-shut-the-government-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Can You Spot The Differences Between These Grokipedia And Wikipedia Articles?

https://babylonbee.com/news/can-you-spot-the-differences-between-these-grokipedia-and-wikipedia-articles/?utm_source=fediverse

Xi Happily Drops All Tariffs After Trump Shows Him How To Use Chopsticks To Become A Walrus

https://babylonbee.com/news/xi-happily-drops-all-tariffs-after-trump-shows-him-how-to-use-chopsticks-to-become-a-walrus/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: This Kid's Uncle Actually Works At Nintendo But No One Will Believe Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-this-kids-uncle-actually-works-at-nintendo-but-no-one-will-believe-him/?utm_source=fediverse