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Email Does Not Find Man Well

https://babylonbee.com/news/email-does-not-find-man-well/?utm_source=fediverse

With Cheney Dead, Iraq Finally Admits They Had WMDs All Along

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-cheney-dead-iraq-finally-admits-they-had-wmds-all-along/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Can't Wait To Be Disappointed By His Favorite Baseball Team's Offseason Moves

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-cant-wait-to-be-disappointed-by-his-favorite-baseball-teams-offseason-moves/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Assures New Yorkers There’s No Problem Too Large For Government To Make Worse

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-assures-new-yorkers-theres-no-problem-too-large-for-government-to-make-worse/?utm_source=fediverse

Unpaid Air Traffic Controller Now Just Deliberately Sending All Planes To Duluth, Minnesota For Laughs

https://babylonbee.com/news/unpaid-air-traffic-controller-now-just-deliberately-sending-all-planes-to-duluth-minnesota-for-laughs/?utm_source=fediverse

Nancy Pelosi Prepares For Sad Future Of Outsider Trading

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-prepares-for-sad-future-of-outsider-trading/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Best Times To Interrupt Whatever Your Husband Is Doing To Tell A Long Story

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-best-times-to-interrupt-whatever-your-husband-is-doing-to-tell-a-long-story/?utm_source=fediverse

Mayor McCheese Reelected For 60th Straight Term

https://babylonbee.com/news/mayor-mccheese-reelected-for-60th-straight-term/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: This Guy Discovered The Cure To Cancer But He Posted It On Threads And No One Saw It

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-this-guy-discovered-the-cure-to-cancer-but-he-posted-it-on-threads-and-no-one-saw-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Moves Mayor's Office Under Children's Hospital

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-moves-mayors-office-under-childrens-hospital/?utm_source=fediverse

Man's Depression Once Again Cured By Watching Sam's Speech From 'The Two Towers'

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-depression-once-again-cured-by-watching-sams-speech-from-the-two-towers/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Confirm ‘BurgerTime’ Greatest Game Ever Made

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-confirm-burgertime-greatest-game-ever-made/?utm_source=fediverse

State Department Issues Travel Advisory For New York City

https://babylonbee.com/news/state-department-issues-travel-advisory-for-new-york-city/?utm_source=fediverse

Jay Jones' Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone's Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/jay-jones-campaign-sends-out-celebratory-text-threatening-to-kill-everyones-children/?utm_source=fediverse

Zohran Mamdani Horrified To Discover He Now Has A Job

https://babylonbee.com/news/zohran-mamdani-horrified-to-discover-he-now-has-a-job/?utm_source=fediverse

'Surgery Was The Right Call,' Says Doctor While Handing You A Bill For $450,000

https://babylonbee.com/news/surgery-was-the-right-call-says-doctor-while-handing-you-a-bill-for-450000/?utm_source=fediverse

New York’s Elderly Jews Torn Between Man Who Would Kill Them For Being Jewish And Man Who Would Kill Them For Being Elderly

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-yorks-elderly-jews-torn-between-man-who-would-kill-them-for-being-jewish-and-man-who-would-kill-them-for-being-elderly/?utm_source=fediverse

Death Of Awkward Conversation Marked By Simultaneous Drink Sipping

https://babylonbee.com/news/death-of-awkward-conversation-marked-by-simultaneous-drink-sipping/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Announces Plan To Blame Racism After His Policies Fail

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-announces-plan-to-blame-racism-after-his-policies-fail/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Dick Cheney Dies Before Getting To See World War III

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-dick-cheney-dies-before-getting-to-see-world-war-iii/?utm_source=fediverse