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Bose Introduces New Mariah Carey-Canceling Headphones For Christmas

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Shoe Manufacturers Rush To Design New Nickel Loafers

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Poem On Statue Of Liberty Updated To Read 'No Fatties'

https://babylonbee.com/news/poem-on-statue-of-liberty-updated-to-read-no-fatties/?utm_source=fediverse

Children's Church Sermon Jam-Packed With Heresies

https://babylonbee.com/news/childrens-church-sermon-jam-packed-with-heresies/?utm_source=fediverse

Megyn Kelly Gets Rid Of Old Pager Just To Be Safe

https://babylonbee.com/news/megyn-kelly-gets-rid-of-old-pager-just-to-be-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Other Commandments That Didn't Make The Cut

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-other-commandments-that-didnt-make-the-cut/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberal’s Emotional Support Dog Gets Emotional Support Dog

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-emotional-support-dog-gets-emotional-support-dog/?utm_source=fediverse

Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-builds-time-machine-to-kill-baby-churchill/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Replaces Pennies With Cool New POGs

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-replaces-pennies-with-cool-new-pogs/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientific Algorithm Determines Most Oppressed Person In History Is Michelle Obama

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientific-algorithm-determines-most-oppressed-person-in-history-is-michelle-obama/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Somberly Remove Sombreros, Signaling End Of Shutdown

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Democratss Somberly Remove Sombreros, Signaling End Of Shutdown

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Spirit Airlines Hires Joe Rogan To Commentate Mid-Air Fights

https://babylonbee.com/news/spirit-airlines-hires-joe-rogan-to-commentate-mid-air-fights/?utm_source=fediverse

Heartwarming: Group Of Senile Senior Citizens Finally Finds Employment

https://babylonbee.com/news/heartwarming-group-of-senile-senior-citizens-finally-finds-employment/?utm_source=fediverse

Aw Crap: You’re In Line To Give An Account Of Your Life To God Right After Tim Tebow

https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-crap-youre-in-line-to-give-an-account-of-your-life-to-god-right-after-tim-tebow/?utm_source=fediverse

With Most Players Arrested For Gambling, Air Bud Finally Called Up To NBA

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St. Peter Getting Tired of Answering Questions About The Nephilim

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Olympics Change Trans Policies After Watching Old 'Mister Rogers' Episode

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Banks Now Requiring Your Grandkids To Co-Sign Your 50-Year Mortgage

https://babylonbee.com/news/banks-now-requiring-your-grandkids-to-co-sign-your-50-year-mortgage/?utm_source=fediverse

Freshman At Bible College Getting Worried As He Still Hasn't Found A Wife Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/freshman-at-bible-college-getting-worried-as-he-still-hasnt-found-a-wife-yet/?utm_source=fediverse