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Husbands: 17 Things They Are Good For

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Bad At Praying? Here Are 11 Surefire Ways To Improve Your Prayer Life

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Democrats' Poll Numbers Surging Among Key Narcoterrorist Demographic

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Ilhan Omar Argues She Should Be Able To Stay In Horrible Country She Hates

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Hegseth Halts U.S. Demand For Illegal Drugs By Drone Striking Hunter Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/hegseth-halts-us-demand-for-illegal-drugs-by-drone-striking-hunter-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Offers Journalists Free Tampons To Stop Talking About Fraud Scandal

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-offers-journalists-free-tampons-to-stop-talking-about-fraud-scandal/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Longs For Good Old Days When Black Friday Shopping Was Done In Person And Everyone Feared For Their Lives

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Sad: Man Who Missed Black Friday Forced To Buy TV For Same Price But Without Giant 'BLACK FRIDAY SALE' Tag

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-missed-black-friday-forced-to-buy-tv-for-same-price-but-without-giant-black-friday-sale-tag/?utm_source=fediverse

'Oh Lord, Bless This Food To My Body,' Says Man Eating 6 Kinds Of Leftover Pie For Breakfast

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-lord-bless-this-food-to-my-body-says-man-eating-6-kinds-of-leftover-pie-for-breakfast/?utm_source=fediverse

‘No Thanks,’ Says Hungry Homeless Man After Being Offered Marshmallow Jello Salad

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Scholars Believe Young Rich Man Went Away Sad When Jesus Told Him To Sell All His Possessions Because He Had The Nintendo Power Glove

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-believe-young-rich-man-went-away-sad-when-jesus-told-him-to-sell-all-his-possessions-because-he-had-the-nintendo-power-glove/?utm_source=fediverse

Turkey Pardoned By Biden Administration 4 Times Commits Violent Turkey Murder

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Cheer Up, Libs! Here’s 10 Things Even You Can Be Thankful For This Year

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Reminder: If You Leave Your Kids Home Alone This Holiday Season, Make Sure They Have Plenty Of Paint Cans, Blowtorches, And A Cutout Of Michael Jordan

https://babylonbee.com/news/reminder-if-you-leave-your-kids-home-alone-this-holiday-season-make-sure-they-have-plenty-of-paint-cans-blowtorches-and-a-cutout-of-michael-jordan/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Institutes Thanksgiving Debate Rules Allowing 2-Minute Speeches With 1-Minute Rebuttal

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-institutes-thanksgiving-debate-rules-allowing-2-minute-speeches-with-1-minute-rebuttal/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Holding Out Hope This Will Finally Be Thanksgiving Where Turkey Explodes In Epic Fireball

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-holding-out-hope-this-will-finally-be-thanksgiving-where-turkey-explodes-in-epic-fireball/?utm_source=fediverse

Heaven Confirms People Who Prefer Ham At Thanksgiving Will Not Enter The Kingdom

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-people-who-prefer-ham-at-thanksgiving-will-not-enter-the-kingdom/?utm_source=fediverse

Indians Politely Decline Taste Of Pilgrims' World-Famous Homemade Smallpox Casserole

https://babylonbee.com/news/indians-politely-decline-taste-of-pilgrims-world-famous-homemade-smallpox-casserole/?utm_source=fediverse

‘That Ukraine-Russia Peace Deal? I Brokered It. Me!’ Marco Rubio Tells Everyone At Thanksgiving Kids' Table

https://babylonbee.com/news/that-ukraine-russia-peace-deal-i-brokered-it-me-marco-rubio-tells-everyone-at-thanksgiving-kids-table/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump's Strategy Of Hiring Lawyers Based On Bust Size Not Working As Well As Anticipated

https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-strategy-of-hiring-lawyers-based-on-bust-size-not-working-as-well-as-anticipated/?utm_source=fediverse