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Trump Reminds Americans To Give Thanks For Him This Holiday

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-reminds-americans-to-give-thanks-for-him-this-holiday/?utm_source=fediverse

Mall Santa Prepares For Seasonal Gig By Cutting Off Ankle Monitor

https://babylonbee.com/news/mall-santa-prepares-for-seasonal-gig-by-cutting-off-ankle-monitor/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Say AI Could Replace The Jobs Of Not Only Humans, But Also Lawyers

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-say-ai-could-replace-the-jobs-of-not-only-humans-but-also-lawyers/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Torn Between Learning New Board Game Or Getting PhD In Quantum Physics

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-torn-between-learning-new-board-game-or-getting-phd-in-physics/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Judge Hoping 23rd Time Is The Charm For Rehabilitating Violent Criminal

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-judge-hoping-23rd-time-is-the-charm-for-rehabilitating-violent-criminal/?utm_source=fediverse

Radio Turned Off Once Again As 'Santa Baby' Comes On For The 5th Time This Hour

https://babylonbee.com/news/radio-turned-off-once-again-as-santa-baby-comes-on-for-the-5th-time-this-hour/?utm_source=fediverse

Nice Day Outdoors Drinking With The Boys Keeps Getting Interrupted By Having To Hit Little White Ball

https://babylonbee.com/news/nice-day-outdoors-drinking-with-the-boys-keeps-getting-interrupted-by-having-to-hit-little-white-ball/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus Heals Demon-Possessed Man By Taking Away His Smartphone

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-heals-demon-possessed-man-by-taking-away-his-smartphone/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Sad As She Realizes Husband Will Never Look At Her Like He Looks At A Cool Suspension Bridge

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-sad-as-she-realizes-husband-will-never-look-at-her-like-he-looks-at-a-cool-suspension-bridge/?utm_source=fediverse

10 More Groups Trump Is Designating As Terrorist Organizations

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-groups-trump-is-designating-as-terrorist-organizations/?utm_source=fediverse

Shire Doctors Link High Cancer Rate To Use Of Pipeweed

https://babylonbee.com/news/shire-doctors-link-high-cancer-rate-to-use-of-pipeweed/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Brings Home World’s Most Effective, Adorable Alarm Clock

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-brings-home-worlds-most-effective-adorable-alarm-clock/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago Kicks Off Holiday Season By Unveiling Festive Red And Green Crime-Scene Tape

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-kicks-off-holiday-season-by-unveiling-festive-red-and-green-crime-scene-tape/?utm_source=fediverse

Suspicions Raised As Wormtongue's X Account Reveals He's Based In Isengard

https://babylonbee.com/news/suspicions-raised-as-wormtongues-x-account-reveals-hes-based-in-isengard/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump To Execute All Turkeys Pardoned By Biden's Autopen

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-execute-all-turkeys-pardoned-by-bidens-autopen/?utm_source=fediverse

Senior Pastor Installs 'Heresy Gong' For When Associate Pastor Preaches

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-installs-heresy-gong-for-when-associate-pastor-preaches/?utm_source=fediverse

Average IQ In Congress Expected To Rise Rise Significantly After MTG Resigns

https://babylonbee.com/news/average-iq-in-congress-expected-to-rise-7000-points-after-mtg-resigns/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Continues Longstanding Tradition Of Making Cranberry Sauce For No One

https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-continues-longstanding-tradition-of-making-cranberry-sauce-for-no-one/?utm_source=fediverse

‘I'm Going To Collect Nutcrackers,’ Explains Serial Killer

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-going-to-collect-nutcrackers-explains-serial-killer/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump To Host Exciting New Game Show 'WHICH MEMBER OF CONGRESS SHOULD I HAVE EXECUTED NEXT?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-host-exciting-new-game-show-which-member-of-congress-should-i-have-executed-next/?utm_source=fediverse