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Jolly Neil DeGrasse Tyson Going Down People's Chimneys And Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real

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Oh No! Russian Forces Invade Alaska While NORAD Distracted Tracking Santa

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Woman Beginning To Suspect Husband Didn't Start Shopping Till Yesterday As She Opens Can Of Dinty Moore Beef Stew

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-beginning-to-suspect-husband-didnt-start-shopping-till-yesterday-as-she-opens-can-of-dinty-moore-beef-stew/?utm_source=fediverse

'Do You Think This Is Him?' Asks Shepherd Pointing To Baby With Glowing Halo

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Scandal Rocks CBS News As Bari Weiss Asks Journalists To Do Journalism

https://babylonbee.com/news/scandal-rocks-cbs-news-as-bari-weiss-asks-journalists-to-do-journalism/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Lives 7 Entire Lifetimes Before Rest Of Family Wakes Up

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Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship

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Dad Disappointed As Thompson Submachine Gun-Shaped Box Turns Out To Be Socks

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New Photos Reveal Epstein Had A Sick Fetish For Girls With Giant Black Squares For Heads

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-photos-reveal-epstein-had-a-sick-fetish-for-girls-with-giant-black-squares-for-heads/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Still Doesn't Quite Trust Anything Without Official Nintendo Seal Of Quality

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Exclusive Sneak Peek At Next Year's AmFest Lineup

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10 Clear Signs Of Christian Persecution To Look For This Christmas

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-clear-signs-of-christian-persecution-to-look-for-this-christmas/?utm_source=fediverse

Nicki Minaj Reveals Hit Song 'Anaconda' Is Actually About How The Federal Government Needs To Reduce Deficit Spending

https://babylonbee.com/news/nicki-minaj-reveals-hit-song-anaconda-is-actually-about-how-the-federal-government-needs-to-reduce-deficit-spending/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Thought Adult Christmases Would Have A Lot More Surprise Cars With Giant Bows On Top

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thought-adult-christmases-would-have-a-lot-more-surprise-cars-with-giant-bows-outside/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Driving Electric Car Blasting Nicki Minaj Clearly Right-Wing

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Click Here To See All The Epstein Photos So Far That Don't Include Bill Clinton

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Texas Issues Annual Reminder Not To Shoot Santa

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Uh-Oh: Car You Honked And Swore At For Driving Too Slow Just Turned Into Your Church Parking Lot

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-car-you-honked-and-swore-at-for-driving-too-slow-just-turned-into-your-church-parking-lot/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: No One Talks Anymore About the Dangers Of Jazz Music

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Investigation Reveals Pelosi Purchased $10 Million Of Taco Bell Stock Day Before Marijuana Rule Change

https://babylonbee.com/news/investigation-reveals-pelosi-purchased-10-million-in-taco-bell-stock-day-before-marijuana-rule-change/?utm_source=fediverse