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College Football Player Achieves Lifelong Dream Of Playing In Duke's Mayo Bowl Brought To You By Duke's Mayo

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‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab

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Exclusive: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained A Copy Of Trump‘s New Year’s Resolutions

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Man Achieves American Dream Of Working Hard And Paying Taxes For 50 Years So He Can Fund Fraudulent Somali Daycares

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Planet Fitness Offering Convenient New Two-Week Membership For New Year's

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Wife Starts Making Plans for Next Christmas

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Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud

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Benny Johnson Reacts To Benny Johnson Reacting To Benny Johnson

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The Babylon Bee Announces Its 'Persons Of The Year' Awards For 2025

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The Babylon Bee Would Like To Inform Tim Walz We Are Now A Functioning Daycare In Minnesota

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Trump Gives Terrorists Gift Of Meeting Allah For Christmas

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Person Who Apparently Hates You Got Your Kid A Recorder

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Uh Oh: Wife Actually DID Want Something For Christmas

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Jolly Neil DeGrasse Tyson Going Down People's Chimneys And Telling Kids Santa Isn't Real

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Oh No! Russian Forces Invade Alaska While NORAD Distracted Tracking Santa

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Woman Beginning To Suspect Husband Didn't Start Shopping Till Yesterday As She Opens Can Of Dinty Moore Beef Stew

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'Do You Think This Is Him?' Asks Shepherd Pointing To Baby With Glowing Halo

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Scandal Rocks CBS News As Bari Weiss Asks Journalists To Do Journalism

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Dad Lives 7 Entire Lifetimes Before Rest Of Family Wakes Up

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Check Out These Amazing Features On The New Trump-Class Battleship

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