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Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin

https://babylonbee.com/news/denmark-protects-greenland-by-securing-it-in-giant-cookie-tin/?utm_source=fediverse

Apple Introduces New IPhone For Your Other Hand

https://babylonbee.com/news/apple-introduces-new-iphone-for-your-other-hand/?utm_source=fediverse

ICE Protesters Reveal Next 9 Places They Will Attack

https://babylonbee.com/news/ice-protesters-reveal-next-9-places-they-will-attack/?utm_source=fediverse

Pentecostal Church Doesn't Notice Riot Is Occurring

https://babylonbee.com/news/pentecostal-church-doesnt-notice-riot-is-occurring/?utm_source=fediverse

Don Lemon Immediately Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/don-lemon-immediately-bursts-into-flames-upon-entering-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Pam Bondi Promises To Prosecute Minnesota Rioters As Soon As She Finishes Releasing All Those Epstein Files

https://babylonbee.com/news/pam-bondi-promises-to-prosecute-minnesota-rioters-as-soon-as-she-finishes-releasing-all-those-epstein-files/?utm_source=fediverse

Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders

https://babylonbee.com/news/antifa-protests-violence-by-viciously-beating-bystanders/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Things To Say When Called On In Bible Class When You Weren’t Paying Attention

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-to-say-when-called-on-in-bible-class-when-you-werent-paying-attention/?utm_source=fediverse

Fellow Pop-Tarts Gather To Bow Down Before Preeminent Brown Sugar Pop-Tarts

https://babylonbee.com/news/fellow-pop-tarts-gather-to-bow-down-before-preeminent-brown-sugar-pop-tart/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Challenges Danish Prime Minister To Ping Pong Match, Winner Gets Greenland

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-challenges-danish-prime-minister-to-ping-pong-match-winner-gets-greenland/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Holds Oval Office Summit With Prominent Muslim Leader

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-holds-oval-office-summit-with-prominent-muslim-leader/?utm_source=fediverse

To Save Time, Journalists Now Only Reporting On Any Free Agents The Dodgers Did Not Sign

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-journalists-now-only-reporting-on-any-free-agents-the-dodgers-did-not-sign/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Easy Ways To Avoid Getting Attacked By Law Enforcement

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-easy-ways-to-avoid-getting-attacked-by-law-enforcement/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Warns Minnesota If The Riots Don’t Stop He Will Start Posting In All-Caps

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-warns-minnesota-if-the-riots-dont-stop-he-will-start-posting-in-all-caps/?utm_source=fediverse

Kathleen Kennedy Sad To Leave Lucasfilm Before She Got The Chance To Make A Trilogy About Rey’s First Period

https://babylonbee.com/news/kathleen-kennedy-sad-to-leave-lucasfilm-before-she-got-the-chance-to-make-a-trilogy-about-reys-first-period/?utm_source=fediverse

'Shhh… You’ll Get Your Chance Soon,' Says Trump Soothing B-2 Bombers In Hangar

https://babylonbee.com/news/shhh-youll-get-your-chance-soon-says-trump-soothing-b-2-bombers-in-hangar/?utm_source=fediverse

Minnesota Changes Official State Bird To Screaming Lesbian

https://babylonbee.com/news/minnesota-changes-official-state-bird-to-screaming-lesbian/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Delays Iran Attack Until Consulting With Whoopi Goldberg

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-delays-iran-attack-until-consulting-with-whoopi-goldberg/?utm_source=fediverse

New Starfleet Vessel Unable To Reach Warp Speed Because Crew Is Too Fat

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-starfleet-vessel-unable-to-reach-warp-speed-because-crew-is-too-fat/?utm_source=fediverse

Listen Up, Ladies! Here Are 8 Beauty Tips To Help You Attract A Hunky Conservative Dude

https://babylonbee.com/news/listen-up-ladies-here-are-8-beauty-tips-to-help-you-attract-a-hunky-conservative-dude/?utm_source=fediverse