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Apple Engineers Working Feverishly To Somehow Make Next iOS Update Even Worse

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Ms. Rachel Apologizes For Accidentally Spray-Painting 'Go Away Jews' On A Synagogue

https://babylonbee.com/news/ms-rachel-apologizes-for-accidentally-spray-painting-go-away-jews-on-a-synagogue/?utm_source=fediverse

Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders

https://babylonbee.com/news/exhausted-white-liberal-women-clock-in-for-another-long-day-protecting-migrant-sex-offenders/?utm_source=fediverse

Pam Bondi Says She Has Finally Figured Out What DOJ Stands For

https://babylonbee.com/news/pam-bondi-says-she-has-finally-figured-out-what-doj-stands-for/?utm_source=fediverse

Pro Athlete Struck By Lightning After Failing To Thank Jesus Christ For Victory

https://babylonbee.com/news/pro-athlete-struck-by-lightning-after-failing-to-thank-jesus-christ-for-victory/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces New Round Of Tariffs On Everyone Who Didn't Laugh At His Jokes In Davos

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-new-round-of-tariffs-on-everyone-who-didnt-laugh-at-his-jokes-in-davos/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Dumbest Things Guardian Angels Have Saved People From

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Blind Taste Test Finds 9 Out Of 10 Men Prefer Taste Of Water From Garden Hose

https://babylonbee.com/news/blind-taste-test-finds-9-out-of-10-men-prefer-taste-of-water-from-garden-hose/?utm_source=fediverse

Minnesota Arrests Churchgoers For Interrupting Protest

https://babylonbee.com/news/minnesota-arrests-churchgoers-for-interrupting-protest/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Tells E.U. It's Time We Start Seeing Other Continents

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-tells-eu-its-time-we-start-seeing-other-continents/?utm_source=fediverse

College Team Credits Football Championship To Discipline, Teamwork, $370 Million

https://babylonbee.com/news/college-team-credits-football-championship-to-discipline-teamwork-370-million/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump To Convert Entire City Of Minneapolis Into Insane Asylum

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-convert-entire-city-of-minneapolis-into-insane-asylum/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-warn-ice-crackdowns-will-make-illegal-immigrants-afraid-to-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

Whoops: Trump Reveals He's Actually Been Thinking Of Iceland This Whole Time

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JD Vance Shares Ultrasound Of 4th Child

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'Daddy, Can I Get A Bird?' Says Daughter To Dad Who's About To Make A Very Big Mistake

https://babylonbee.com/news/daddy-can-i-get-a-bird-says-daughter-to-dad-whos-about-to-make-a-very-big-mistake/?utm_source=fediverse

After Learning Of Anti-ICE Target Protest, Wife Announces She Too Will Stand Up For Immigrants By Spending All Day In Target

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-announces-she-too-will-stand-up-for-immigrants-by-spending-day-in-target/?utm_source=fediverse

11 Ways To Ward Off Rioters From Your Church

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Subarus Now Come With Built-In ICE Tracker

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Trump Disguises Himself As Muslim Migrant So Europe Will Let Him Invade Greenland

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-disguises-himself-as-muslim-migrant-so-europe-will-let-him-invade-greenland/?utm_source=fediverse