Trump Tells E.U. It's Time We Start Seeing Other Continents
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-tells-eu-its-time-we-start-seeing-other-continents/?utm_source=fediverse
College Team Credits Football Championship To Discipline, Teamwork, $370 Million
https://babylonbee.com/news/college-team-credits-football-championship-to-discipline-teamwork-370-million/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump To Convert Entire City Of Minneapolis Into Insane Asylum
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-convert-entire-city-of-minneapolis-into-insane-asylum/?utm_source=fediverse
Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote
https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-warn-ice-crackdowns-will-make-illegal-immigrants-afraid-to-vote/?utm_source=fediverse
Whoops: Trump Reveals He's Actually Been Thinking Of Iceland This Whole Time
https://babylonbee.com/news/whoops-trump-reveals-hes-actually-been-thinking-of-iceland-this-whole-time/?utm_source=fediverse
JD Vance Shares Ultrasound Of 4th Child
https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vance-shares-ultrasound-of-4th-child/?utm_source=fediverse
'Daddy, Can I Get A Bird?' Says Daughter To Dad Who's About To Make A Very Big Mistake
https://babylonbee.com/news/daddy-can-i-get-a-bird-says-daughter-to-dad-whos-about-to-make-a-very-big-mistake/?utm_source=fediverse
After Learning Of Anti-ICE Target Protest, Wife Announces She Too Will Stand Up For Immigrants By Spending All Day In Target
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-announces-she-too-will-stand-up-for-immigrants-by-spending-day-in-target/?utm_source=fediverse
11 Ways To Ward Off Rioters From Your Church
https://babylonbee.com/news/11-ways-to-ward-off-rioters-from-your-church/?utm_source=fediverse
Subarus Now Come With Built-In ICE Tracker
https://babylonbee.com/news/subarus-now-come-with-built-in-ice-tracker/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Disguises Himself As Muslim Migrant So Europe Will Let Him Invade Greenland
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-disguises-himself-as-muslim-migrant-so-europe-will-let-him-invade-greenland/?utm_source=fediverse
Denmark Protects Greenland By Securing It In Giant Cookie Tin
https://babylonbee.com/news/denmark-protects-greenland-by-securing-it-in-giant-cookie-tin/?utm_source=fediverse
Apple Introduces New IPhone For Your Other Hand
https://babylonbee.com/news/apple-introduces-new-iphone-for-your-other-hand/?utm_source=fediverse
ICE Protesters Reveal Next 9 Places They Will Attack
https://babylonbee.com/news/ice-protesters-reveal-next-9-places-they-will-attack/?utm_source=fediverse
Pentecostal Church Doesn't Notice Riot Is Occurring
https://babylonbee.com/news/pentecostal-church-doesnt-notice-riot-is-occurring/?utm_source=fediverse
Don Lemon Immediately Bursts Into Flames Upon Entering Church
https://babylonbee.com/news/don-lemon-immediately-bursts-into-flames-upon-entering-church/?utm_source=fediverse
Pam Bondi Promises To Prosecute Minnesota Rioters As Soon As She Finishes Releasing All Those Epstein Files
https://babylonbee.com/news/pam-bondi-promises-to-prosecute-minnesota-rioters-as-soon-as-she-finishes-releasing-all-those-epstein-files/?utm_source=fediverse
Antifa Protests Violence By Viciously Beating Bystanders
https://babylonbee.com/news/antifa-protests-violence-by-viciously-beating-bystanders/?utm_source=fediverse
7 Things To Say When Called On In Bible Class When You Weren’t Paying Attention
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-to-say-when-called-on-in-bible-class-when-you-werent-paying-attention/?utm_source=fediverse
Fellow Pop-Tarts Gather To Bow Down Before Preeminent Brown Sugar Pop-Tarts
https://babylonbee.com/news/fellow-pop-tarts-gather-to-bow-down-before-preeminent-brown-sugar-pop-tart/?utm_source=fediverse
Fake news you can trust.