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Trump Challenges Danish Prime Minister To Ping Pong Match, Winner Gets Greenland

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Trump Holds Oval Office Summit With Prominent Muslim Leader

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To Save Time, Journalists Now Only Reporting On Any Free Agents The Dodgers Did Not Sign

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9 Easy Ways To Avoid Getting Attacked By Law Enforcement

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Trump Warns Minnesota If The Riots Don’t Stop He Will Start Posting In All-Caps

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-warns-minnesota-if-the-riots-dont-stop-he-will-start-posting-in-all-caps/?utm_source=fediverse

Kathleen Kennedy Sad To Leave Lucasfilm Before She Got The Chance To Make A Trilogy About Rey’s First Period

https://babylonbee.com/news/kathleen-kennedy-sad-to-leave-lucasfilm-before-she-got-the-chance-to-make-a-trilogy-about-reys-first-period/?utm_source=fediverse

'Shhh… You’ll Get Your Chance Soon,' Says Trump Soothing B-2 Bombers In Hangar

https://babylonbee.com/news/shhh-youll-get-your-chance-soon-says-trump-soothing-b-2-bombers-in-hangar/?utm_source=fediverse

Minnesota Changes Official State Bird To Screaming Lesbian

https://babylonbee.com/news/minnesota-changes-official-state-bird-to-screaming-lesbian/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Delays Iran Attack Until Consulting With Whoopi Goldberg

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-delays-iran-attack-until-consulting-with-whoopi-goldberg/?utm_source=fediverse

New Starfleet Vessel Unable To Reach Warp Speed Because Crew Is Too Fat

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Listen Up, Ladies! Here Are 8 Beauty Tips To Help You Attract A Hunky Conservative Dude

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Listen Up, Ladies! Here Are 9 Beauty Tips To Help You Attract A Hunky Conservative Dude

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Progressive Researchers Claim They Are 15-20 Years From Finding Out What A Woman Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-researchers-claim-they-are-15-20-years-from-finding-out-what-a-woman-is/?utm_source=fediverse

NATO Begs U.S. For Emergency Funding So They Can Defend Greenland From U.S.

https://babylonbee.com/news/nato-begs-us-for-emergency-funding-so-they-can-defend-greenland-from-us/?utm_source=fediverse

Ominous Sign? New Army Recruitment Ads Say 'Visit Lovely Greenland'

https://babylonbee.com/news/ominous-sign-new-army-recruitment-ads-say-visit-lovely-greenland/?utm_source=fediverse

Tucker Carlson Amazed At How Clean And Well-Run The Murdering Of Iranian Protestors Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/tucker-carlson-amazed-at-how-clean-and-well-run-the-murdering-of-iranian-protestors-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Respond To RFK With New Food Pentagram

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-respond-to-rfk-with-new-food-pentagram/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Airdrops 'Make Iran Great Again' Hats To Help Iranian Protesters

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-airdrops-make-iran-great-again-hats-to-help-iranian-protesters/?utm_source=fediverse

Bill Clinton Says He’ll Gladly Testify On Epstein Case Just As Soon He Gets Back From This Cool Island

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-clinton-says-hell-gladly-testify-on-epstein-case-just-as-soon-he-gets-back-from-this-cool-island/?utm_source=fediverse

Five-Year-Old Brought In To Explain Difference Between Boys And Girls To Supreme Court

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