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Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff

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10 Fun Megachurch Events For Easter 2026

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Supreme Court Denounces New ABS System That Says Whether They Decided A Case Wrong

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Woman Born In August Worried Husband Isn’t Thinking About Her Birthday Yet

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Trump Introduces New Birth-Wrong Citizenship Rule To Deport All Losers And Haters

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-introduces-new-birth-wrong-citizenship-rule-to-deport-all-losers-and-haters/?utm_source=fediverse

Sneak Peek: A Look At The Features Of Trump's White House Ballroom

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In Historic First, Podcaster Goes On Other Podcaster's Podcast

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Meet the Unsung Hero Who Makes Sure Every Space Mission Doesn't Have a Stowaway Axe Murderer

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Trump: Pam Bondi 'Not Quite Hot Enough' To Be This Bad At Her Job

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Elon Musk Launches Emergency Rescue Plumber To Repair Artemis’ Toilet

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What A Moron: Judas Dips Bread In Bowl Right After Jesus Says 'The One Who Dips The Bread In The Bowl Will Betray Me'

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-a-moron-judas-dips-bread-in-bowl-right-after-jesus-says-the-one-who-dips-the-bread-in-the-bowl-will-betray-me/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Begs Colorado To Please Just Be Normal For Once

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8 Amazing Features Of Trump's Proposed Presidential Library

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Chicago Bulls Offer To Reinstate Jayden Ivey If He Will Do Some Cocaine And Beat A Few Women

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In Compelling Argument For Birthright Citizenship, Justice Jackson Eats Entire Stick Of Glue

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-compelling-argument-for-birthright-citizenship-justice-jackson-eats-entire-stick-of-glue/?utm_source=fediverse

Kristi Noem Asks Husband If There's Anything He Needs To Get Off His Chest

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CB Bucknor Calls Entire Game Without Once Looking Up From His Newspaper

https://babylonbee.com/news/cb-bucknor-calls-entire-game-without-once-looking-up-from-his-newspaper/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Sneaks Onto Supreme Court Bench Cleverly Disguised As Justice Sotomayor

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-sneaks-onto-supreme-court-bench-cleverly-disguised-as-justice-sotomayor/?utm_source=fediverse

NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon

https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-plays-incredible-april-fools-joke-of-once-again-pretending-to-go-to-the-moon/?utm_source=fediverse

KBJ: 'How Can A Law Be Unconstitutional If I Like It?'

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