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Anton Chigurh Lands New Job Performing Assisted Suicides In Canada

https://babylonbee.com/news/anton-chigurh-lands-new-job-performing-assisted-suicides-in-canada/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Comforted By Knowledge That A.I. Will Destroy Humanity Before AOC Can Become President

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-comforted-by-knowledge-that-ai-will-destroy-humanity-before-aoc-can-become-president/?utm_source=fediverse

United Nations Still Demanding To Be Taken Seriously

https://babylonbee.com/news/united-nations-still-demanding-to-be-taken-seriously/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Babylon Bee' Has Obtained The Fall Lineup For Trump TV

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-the-fall-lineup-for-trump-tv/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Pretty Holy Until Children Wake Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-pretty-holy-until-children-wake-up/?utm_source=fediverse

Amazon To Begin Updating California Customers Once Packages Have Been Stolen

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazon-to-begin-updating-california-customers-once-packages-have-been-stolen/?utm_source=fediverse

Muslims Say It's Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million

https://babylonbee.com/news/muslims-say-its-unfair-to-judge-their-entire-religion-based-on-the-actions-of-several-million/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr. Teams Up With Starbucks To Introduce New Beef Tallow Spice Frappuccino

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-teams-up-with-starbucks-to-introduce-new-beef-tallow-spice-frappuccino/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Revokes Grima Wormtongue’s Press Credentials

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-revokes-grima-wormtongues-press-credentials/?utm_source=fediverse

Noah's Wife Again Catches Him Trying To Huck The Cats Overboard

https://babylonbee.com/news/noahs-wife-again-catches-him-trying-to-huck-the-cats-overboard/?utm_source=fediverse

Data Center Disguises Itself As Abortion Clinic To Win Support From Liberals

https://babylonbee.com/news/data-center-disguises-itself-as-abortion-clinic-to-win-support-from-liberals/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragedy As Ed Sheeran Controversy Forces Millions To Listen To Ed Sheeran

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-as-ed-sheeran-controversy-forces-millions-to-listen-to-ed-sheeran/?utm_source=fediverse

Man's Prayer Life Revitalized As His Teenage Kids Start Driving

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-prayer-life-revitalized-as-his-teenage-kids-start-driving/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Sues Trump For Violating Its First Amendment Right To Fabricate News

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-sues-trump-for-violating-its-first-amendment-right-to-fabricate-news/?utm_source=fediverse

Concerned Citizens Launch GoFundMe Launched To Help Sydney Sweeney Buy Some Clothes

https://babylonbee.com/news/concerned-citizens-launch-gofundme-launched-to-help-sydney-sweeney-buy-some-clothes/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Chili's Only Gets Bad Rap Because It Is Awful

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-chilis-only-gets-bad-rap-because-it-is-awful/?utm_source=fediverse

Uber Driver Carefully Selects Worst Possible Photo For Profile

https://babylonbee.com/news/uber-driver-carefully-selects-worst-possible-photo-for-profile/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Promise That If Elected, Every Voter Will Give Them $5,000

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-promise-that-if-elected-every-voter-will-give-them-5000/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Prepares To Perform Self-Lobotomy With Cereal Spoon After Daughter Discovers 'Blippi'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-prepares-to-perform-self-lobotomy-with-cereal-spoon-after-daughter-discovers-blippi/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Preemptively Holds State Funeral For Mitch McConnell

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-preemptively-holds-state-funeral-for-mitch-mcconnell/?utm_source=fediverse