Swear that when I was a kid you used to be able to buy Mandarins the size of oranges. Now all I can find are these tiny little things.
@Awoo isn't a mandarin specifically the tiny oranges 
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@icedquinn @Awoo
Fuck mandarins. I hate mandarins, clementine, tangerines, minneolas, I hate everything that isn't an orange.
Oranges are the holly fruit, and everything else is blasphemous and a blight upon this Earth.
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@alyx @icedquinn @Awoo mandarins are so much easier to eat than oranges are. i have to do surgery to get an orange to an acceptable point of eating but all i have to do with a mandarin is peel it as if it were a banana.
@beardalaxy @icedquinn @Awoo
>boo hoo, it's hard work to get to god's fruit. I'll eat pig mush instead cause I'm lazy
@alyx @icedquinn @Awoo i'm basically garfield
This guy gets it.
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