Alrighty, so. Today I'm going to be smoking six million cigarettes in a row, which as a whole I am pretty excited to do. However smoking six million cigarettes in a row is a serious undertaking if, if I do say so myself. As such, if I were to smoke six million cigarettes in a row, averaging about five minutes per cigarette, it will take over 57 years for me to complete this challenge, if I had to guess. Frankly put, this seems nearly impossible to do in any reasonable amount of time, if I do say so myself.