''And for you, my most loyal Soldier, the biggest and best Present you could ever imagine, so big, I didn't even believe it the first Time I saw it.''
''Star Wars being good again.''
''Hmmm...no...not that.''
''Marvel Comics about the Age of Consent.''
''I'm afraid that is not it either.''
''What then?''
''A Crystal so large it can contain even your Cringe.''