"So, um, actually well it's like, um, we actually need to increase the amount of Germanic mercenaries, if um, Rome wants to win and um, stay as the uh, most powerful civilization around. We need the best and brightest Alemanni engineers to build for us because our Roman youth are too lazy and unmotivated to do work. Don't look at my relationship with the Han Dynasty."
--Elonicus Muskimus