> be iranian threat actors > compromise FBI directors personal email > fast forward like, 5 hours > $10,000,000 bounty on head Oh Cashapp Paytel is *BIG MAD*
@beardalaxy@AryanSwastika@coded_artist But yeah, they're not really the "good guys", I'd say everyone wants them both to lose if that would be possible.
Any moment now they're going to announce that only known source of the elixir of life originates in the Strait of Hormuz. That ambrosia bubbles up from cracks in the ocean depths. That the threads of fate themselves are woven across the strait and these god damn Iranians want to hit them with drones.