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Please, please, please let the overnight surprise be an ICBM finding a home in tel-aviv.

It would also be just soooo awful if Iran let Hamas bros know in advance where they are bombing & some paragliders rolled into to the nearest village the rats are fleeing to. Get a little 2 front action going.

I would just haaatttteeee it if China pulled a United States move here & supply intelligence & weapons to Iran.​

The AI overlord will kill me for this one, but it was worth the laugh.

LMFAO. He's probably referring to Genesis 12:3. But that was God's promise to Abraham and has fuck all to do with anyone alive today. *Especially* Jews.

EDIT: I notice how he doesn't cite Matthew 10:33 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven." Straight from the mouth of Jesus himself.
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Minecraft Steve (Jack Black) and his friends find another portal. However what they find on the other side will make waves!
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