Sargon of Carl made an observation in a recent video about how Tory boys exhibit this weird sexual undertone in their politics, wanting big domineering yummy mummy to come and smack their naughty bottoms, and how the wider conservative movement apparantly has this strange allure which attracts weirdos and proper deviant fruitloops.
Now, us enlightened individuals *tips fedora* know that US republicans and conservatives across the west are total fucking faggots and this observation isn't a shocking revelation. From megachurch closet homos to sweet sugar plum niggas like Lindsey Graham, conservatism is littered with fruits and nuts and maintains an environment which actively sweeps for humiliating deviancy, despite the normgroid prima facie understanding that Conservative = We Hate Gays. For example, he may not be a conservative in the traditional sense, but the rightoids welcomed Glenn Greenwald into the fold with open buttholes, despite the fact that we have aaaaall seen the pictures now.
But aside from the straight up sexual perversion and globohomo goondaddies, there's also plenty of room for G-rated oddballs to grow and take up oxygen in conservative spaces too, and this is something i often talk about with normies. The ascendent right(ish) wing just cannot prevent actual spergoids and unhinged individuals from grabbing the reins of their respective movements and then totally embarassing themselves and their politics by revealing they've adopted three African kids, or they eat mayonnaise straight from the jar, or if you're noted Tory boy Michael Gove, you just announce on national radio that you've been lusting after a frumpy pakistani spinster named Banana Sheboon and wiling away your weeknights googling her most steamy pantsuit pictures (no really, look it up).
When Trump 2.0 arrived and the Orange Man vaccinated us all against the WoKe MiNd ViRuS, sooooo many normies were just thankful that it seemed a bit of common sense was entering the dialogue, despite the clownishness of Trump. There's a lot of Biden admin revisionism going around in hitlerite circles now that Trump has activated his trap card and revealed himself to be Big Netty Yahoo's bestest bottom bitch and undisputed champion of shabbos goyim, but don't forget how fucking ridiculous things got back then. Lockdownerism. Peak feminine benis and tranny terrorism. The blackening of every form of media which persists to this day. This totally bonkers mass delusion of "open borders are totally fine".
For a long time Fox News has dominated the US news and extended its tentacles across the global media sphere because large portions of its left-aligned competitors became so outlandish and weird to normal people that all Fox had to do was just NOT LIE on air and look smug about it. People like Shapiro and Matt Walsh haven't really broken ground or done anything revolutionary, but they've seen dizzying levels of success just by pumping out the lowest hanging fruit slop imaginable (i.e What is a Woman?)
But now, after all this fake and gay turbulence in the discourse and a decade of neither side having any better answer to the leadership vacuum than Donald fucking Trump of all people, the right wing has emerged as the countercultural force of the 2020s and politicians now have to at least pay lipservice to right wing positions, even if it means lying through their teeth. Libtardery is the political opinion of McDonalds. You cant be cool and left wing. It's not punk to agitate for tranny rights and brown bodies. Nobody's buying it anymore.
And so, the majority opinion says it's time to put the adults back in the driver's seat. Its time to ban female cocks. Its time to beat drag queens with sticks if they go anywhere near a 9 year old (its fine if they're 14). There will be no more transjenga front hole surgeries. Gay pride parades belong in the streets, not in our white collar offices. There will be law and order and common sense again.
Aaaannnnnnnd oh yeah thats right Kirsti Noem's husband is an actual bimbofication fetish nigga. Ohhhh of course, Kash Pootel's SEE YOU IN VALHALLA. Ted Cruz literally just saying "I became a US senator so I could be the biggest buttgoy for Israel in history". Eyepatch McCain doing the biggest about-face ever witnessed and torching his own reputation by being a petulant turd. Glenn Greenwald methed out and wearing a skirt. Laura Loomer eats dog food. WE ARE CHAAARLIE KIIIIRK.
Turns out a decade of total left wing insanity was a pretty good smokescreen for the freakshow that is conservatism. Normies managed to toss out the diversity fetishists and reinstall some PaTRioTS, buuuut now everyone's starting to remember that these right wingers are just as goofy and ridiculous as the humongous retards they replaced, and they're actually even more bloodthirsty for the deaths of white men - so long as they die in foreign wars instead of getting gutted by feral knifesexual niggers for sittin in tha wrong seat, yt boy.