>Be D4vd
>Nigger
>make shitty lo-fi trash because bored
>get lucky with the algorithm and rocket to stardom
>fans are mostly children who found your shit on tiktok fortnite edits
>take 12 year old squatamalan child as your GF
>pedomaxxing
>squatamalan child(now 14) wants out and threatens to expose you ending your "musical career"
>kill her, chop her up, bag her and throw her in the trunk of your tesla
>park it somewhere and abandon it
>squatamalan dead, career saved
>Go on a Dexter Morgan larp tour with fake caskets and music about how you totally killed her
>get caught like the dumb nigger you are