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Someone broke into my car last night. They didn’t steal anything. They just left a copy of Wolverine on my seat.

What kind of sick person does this???

>"So, Spongebob ok,"
> "Spongebob lives in a pineapple under the sea."
> "Ok?"
> "You've heard of apples"
> "well this is a PINEapple."
> "A pineapple, "
> "ok?"

> "So how did he acquire this?"
> "It's because Spongebob"
> *underlines Spongebob four times*
> "is a freemason."
That actually sounds fucking terrible and completely antithetical to the entire fucking point. Ass in a Lion's skin indeed.
"No one who had ever seen a real lion would have been taken in for a moment"
- C.S. Lewis, The Last Battle.
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