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From: https://x.com/BReviewez

>Harry: Uncle Vernon?

>Vernon: What is it, boy?! Can't you see I'm trying to watch Top Gear?!

>Harry: this is my friend Luna Lovegood.

>Vernon: What?! One of your weird friends from that freak school?!

>Luna: Hello, Mr. Dursley. You have a wonderful home. Harry told me you have a large knowledge of crime statistics and strong opinions on minorities. Would you have time to talk about per capita?

>Vernon: Oh...oh my, what a charming young lady! Petunia, dearest, we have guests! Could you put the kettle on?! Now Ms. Lovegood, where would you like to start?

>Luna: We could start with how unfair it is that those hook-nosed goblins hold disproportionate amounts of power in the banking system.

>Vernon: HAHAHA! well, young lady, they definitely don't like it when you call them that, but you seem to have the right idea!
@LittleTom @DrRyanSkelton She never said anything, she just posted a this on twitter, and troons and faggots on Bluesky had a meltdown
I get that October 7th was traumatic for the jewish community, but this might be taking it a bit too far.
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