🐦 @featherFag@gameliberty.club
I'm a huge fag and basically it's your fault.
Joined Mar 2020
@shampoobottle i sold something on craigslist yesterday and the guy went in for a handshake and i gave him the elbow bump and as soon as he left i immediately burned the money and hung myself from the rafters
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accelerationist primitivism
@shampoobottle alright deleting my account, bye
@shampoobottle
I can only use software with bird mascots
@loli@gab.com i did but its to late because i already fell for the meme
@loli@gab.com my cum encrusted thinkpad doesnt even have a trackpad, get fucked
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@shampoobottle @bagofshit Americans are way better at not being faggots about the entire thing. Emotions never get involved. If you miss a scheduled hangout, nobody cries like a little bitch. If you do someone a favor, they're not trying to do a favor quick so they don't owe you anymore, because american friends don't count favors. And the big thing: nobody ever asks you if you want to "jack off like bros do". If I had a dollar for every time a fucking Canadian asked me that, I'd have at least a Benjamin.
@loli@gab.com
t. professional clitoris operator
if you suck my dick ill give you my screenfetch
@dielan It could also have something to do with fedi being competition.
@thor@noagendasocial.com @realcaseyrollins it may not be what I want, but it's what i deserve
@thor@noagendasocial.com @realcaseyrollins my ego runs on openbsd and is stored in /sbin/
@realcaseyrollins
You can't just `cd ..` out of my ego like that >:^(
I long for the willingness to die for something
:%s/^.*\n//g
my soul is a 0-byte file
I'm a huge fag and basically it's your fault.
Joined Mar 2020
