My good friend 
@Ivan_Ivanovich got a new webcam/microphone. It picks up even more sound than his other ones. South Americans are cosmically incapable of not making actual tonnes of fucking background noise in group calls.
>plastic bag LOUDLY crinkling
>cat meowing
>motorbike going past
>something being dropped in the background
>"QUE PASO?"
>from background "NADA"
>microphone moving, scraping on the desk
>chair LOUDLY creaking
>street dogs barking
>"QUE? QUE!?? QUE, MA? ORA VOY! Be right back, guys."
>travelling vendor with megaphone selling furniture