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@matana
WTF? I was looking forward to sperging with you over how great it is.
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@LukeAlmighty they made a fart comedy out of the most dramatic storyline in Sonic media
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@matana
I was unironically shocked, that they managed to keep the romantic plotline intact, and treat it with the insane respect it got. They also kept shadow the edgehog as depressed as I know him (although, I know nothing about him). I really believed, that this combo would be seriously unadaptable, yet they did so without hesetation.
When it comes to slapstick, I found the "male body positivity" quite refreshing, and still even the worst joke didn't aproach nearly the cringe of S2 fortnite dance. But, I also see, that ending a fight by butt poke is kinda beyond the line for such a serious moment in the story.
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@LukeAlmighty I dunno, really, should I even write an autistic gigapost or should I even bother, because the movie commits the same sin of all modern mainstream media: it is afraid to be sincere and is hiding behind ill-placed "haha funni" tiktok shorts
and if it isn't sincere, why should I be, even if only to screech
re: sanic 3
@bruhmomento @LukeAlmighty mahvel, being capeshit, traditionally is pretty close to "talking anthropomorphic animals" on a cringe scale, and even with what they call now josswhedonisms, the movies could be very sincere
in fact, my worst movie going experience was when Endgame was airing, and the theatre was full of normies who flat out didn't give a shit and were mostly busy chatting in their phones and being normies overall; they just went there because it was The Popular Thing
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A normalfag sees a grown man in spandex shooting lasers out of his eyes and they say "wow, so cool". But a hedgehog talking about his feelings? "lol wtffff is this, chat? *fake shocked face* Why are the *twerks* talking animals *checks phone notifications* acting like all serious and shit? Only le Marvel movies can do that!" And so to cater to this audience, who will spend money on pretty much anything as long as it's socially accepted, they hedge (pun intended) their bets by putting in lots of moments of "oh no it's not that serious, it's all in good fun, just wacky antics here!" That way they don't feel like they're watching "cringe."
That's my theory.