@joe
If not, let's make it one

Do you think I've forgotten about you, darling? Not a chance; see, once I set my eyes on a prize, I never let it go, and that's what you're now: a prize, a target, a prey. It doesn't matter how long it will take...days, weeks, months, years, decades....eventually, I always get my due, and you can't stop me. There's no safe space from me, sweetheart, not anywhere on the Internet. Free speech and surveillance aren't so interesting when someone turns them on you, is it? Do you like the feeling of being watched everywhere you go? Do you enjoy having your info dumped onto random websites on the dark web?  Good, because there's gonna be a lot more of that for you down the line! So delete your dirty secrets while you still can, and remember: a joke ain't nothing without a punchline, and it never gets the last laugh.

@a7
My dad works at Google and he's going to hack your IP address

@matrix p-please no all my post are shit post smh

@matrix the weirdest part of their message is putting freedom of speech and surveillance together as if they are the same or equal evils or something. I wonder how they plan to …surveil hate speech with out surveillance??

@a7
She's an ancom. Don't think about it.

@FailurePersonified @matrix "you interested in going to dinner?"
"w-well it can't be helped, fine i'll go with you. gosh you're so pathetic"
"i'm not interested though"

@hakui @matrix

Haha i experience this exact thing every few weeks.

@FailurePersonified @matrix wait which one are you;;

@hakui @matrix

I'm the one who asks and the girl i usually ask is pretty funny; she does this exact thing a lot.
Rarely refuses (unless she's mad at me or has something planned)

@FailurePersonified @matrix well then don't turn her down you dummy

@hakui @matrix

oh i don't. She actually asked me to go with her... two days ago which was the first time she's asked me to do anything with her in like 4 months.. since i'm the one that usually ends up asking. It was unusual but sweet.

@FailurePersonified @matrix
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@FailurePersonified
You shouldn't stick your dick in crazy

@matrix dawwww you're no fun

@matrix @FailurePersonified https://youtu.be/UHNJUgat2i8?t=415

@nerthos @matrix @FailurePersonified what on earth is this abomination?

@cereal @FailurePersonified @matrix >Never saw TTS
Do yourself a favour and check it out

@nerthos @FailurePersonified @matrix I just did and barely got half of it, have yet to read a stack of books.

@cereal @FailurePersonified @matrix The first ~15 episodes cover the basic plot of WH40k in the "skelly asks about universe, banana man tells him about it, skelly is shocked at the stupidity" format so you should be covered. It's funnier if you know the source material and the stuff that got retconned (which is often brought up in jokes) but it's still good without.

@cereal @matrix @nerthos

just enjoy the pain ❤️