@ChristiJunior @matrix Licking buttholes is not good for your health, and left-libertarians' goal is to do stupid shit that shortens your lifespan.
@ChristiJunior @matrix Libertarian right actually gets the best one, because kissing a woman's tummy after you've knocked her up is basically like kissing your wife and your child at the same time.
Plus abs are hot. It shows someone takes care of their body.
@matrix if authoritarian-right encompasses armpits, naturally adjacent to the oppai, then count me in there. 
@matrix I am severely disappointed, nay, indignant! at two of those panels.
Unless it was a male ass of course, then it would have made perfect sense